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Damien

Status: Married 💚

Member Since: 24 Feb 2011 07:59pm

Last Seen: 14 Jul 2021 06:34pm

Birthday: March 6

Location: UK

Gender: M

user id: 155020

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Hello, mates.
My name is Damien.
I was born in Sweden but raised in the UK.
Currently, I reside in the US with my wife.
I am a recent graduate of medical school and plan to devote my life to finding a cure for cancer.

T <3 J <3 R <3 G <3 O
Rest easy, angels.

Damien
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November 7, 2017 8:45pm UTC

Hello, mates. Just logged in for the first time in years. Anyone still use this?

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Damien
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May 3, 2013 4:50pm UTC

I feel so good.

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Damien
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November 22, 2012 5:02pm UTC

I wish I could blame her, but I can't.
I did this to myself.
I don't even want to live anymore.

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Damien
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October 4, 2012 8:33pm UTC

It's amazing how fast a life can end.
There's nothing here for me without you.

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Damien
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October 3, 2012 7:47pm UTC

There are some things I can't do without you.
The first is live.

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Damien
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September 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC

I won't soothe your pain.
I won't ease your strain.
You'll be waiting in vain.
I've got nothing for you to gain.
I'm taking it slow,
Feeding my flame,
Shuffling the cards of your game.
And just in time,
In the right place,
Suddenly I will play my ace.
<Eyes On Fire>

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Damien
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September 27, 2012 8:57pm UTC

I guess I'm not meant to be a father.

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Damien
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September 25, 2012 4:49pm UTC

Three years ago, my Mum committed suicide.
A year later, so did my youngest brother.
It destroyed me.
I hated myself for not saving her, for not saving him.
I wanted to die.
I began to overdose, drink, use meth and cocaine, and slit my wrists.
Recently, I lost my first born son.
After everything, I was finally getting over losing my Mum and my brother, and then this happened.
The night he died, I sat locked in the bathroom, knife in hand, telling myself to do it.
One slice across my wrist made me realize I didn't want to die.
Killing myself wouldn't make my Mum come back, or my son.
It would only make things harder for my wife, my surviving brother, and my best friend.
There is a life worth living, I just have to rebuild it.

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Damien
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September 15, 2012 5:58pm UTC

I've had it.
I'm so sick of seeing all these guy bashing quotes.
I'm sick of seeing witty guys called fake.
We can't ever win.
We post a picture, you accuse it of being stolen from online.
We don't post a picture, you say we're girls in hiding.
We have just as much right to be here as each of you girls, and you need to realize that.
You call witty a big family, but it's not.
It's broken and it's full of bullies.
I scroll through loads of quotes about how guys treat you bad, or other nonsense.
Honestly, from the look of things, you deserve it.
It's not always the guys job to text you first, or buy you things all the time.
It's not always the guys job to say "I love you" first.
It's not just girls who like being complimented and shown love.
But go ahead, just keep thinking that it is.
Maybe if you'd take the time to consider these things, you'd understand why you don't have a boyfriend.
Wonder why the nice guys are a dying breed...

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Damien
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September 10, 2012 11:01pm UTC

"Everything that gets born, dies."

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Damien
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September 9, 2012 8:36pm UTC

Gideon Saint Michael.
Had everything gone according to plan, you'd be born in just a few days.
I'm so sorry I couldn't save you.
I think about it everyday, and I wish we could trade places.
I wish you were here, I wish you had all the time in the world to spend with your Mum.
You deserve her more than I do, more than I ever have.
She loved you, still does, more than anything.
You were her world, and still are, and she still blames herself.
I wish I could take all her pain away, bring you back.
You would have loved her.
I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, to keep you alive.

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Damien
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September 9, 2012 8:18pm UTC

Every time I close my eyes, I can only see her.
Laying there in the bathroom, covered in blood.
For a while, I thought the nightmares stopped.
Now they're back, worse than before.
I should have been there to stop her.

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Damien
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September 7, 2012 5:47pm UTC

My drunk best friend just informed me that I am his husband,
and he wants me to know he's sorry for cheating on me with the cat.
To make it better, he adds, "And I'm not sure if you're the daddy."
Can't stop laughing.

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Damien
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September 5, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Sobered up.
Drinking again.

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Damien
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September 5, 2012 3:52pm UTC

Hangovers suck.

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Damien
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September 4, 2012 10:31pm UTC

Tonight is one of those nights where I look back and think,
"Yeah, I'm glad I haven't killed myself."
I just wish I didn't have to sink this low to find such happiness.

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Damien
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September 1, 2012 8:45am UTC

September first?
You know what that means!
Off to Hogwarts today!

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Damien
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August 29, 2012 6:31pm UTC

Eight weeks to wait until we find out if it's a boy or a girl.

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Damien
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August 28, 2012 10:40pm UTC

Snape: Ob...
Snape: ...
Snape: ...
Snape: ...
Harry: ...
Ron: ...
Hermione: ...
Snape: ...viously.
<Tumblr.>

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Damien
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August 26, 2012 3:25pm UTC

My desire for Hogwarts to be real is literally painful.
I wish a world like that existed.
A world where you weren't looked at funny for having an ability.
For being different.
A world where anything is possible.
A world full of magic and love.

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