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HometownHero
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 2:38pm UTC

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 1:39pm UTC

shoutout to the kids who
put the correct answers in the textbook.

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batmancupcake57girl
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 10:07pm UTC

I find it cute when boys;
-make weird face
-don't care about their appearance
-dance ridiculously
-get frustrated
-laugh
-sing to you
- do the half smirk
-have proper grammar
-are funny
-tease you a little

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dontwalkaway
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 6:34pm UTC

Face It,
we all learned what the word rue meant from watching icarly.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 8:36pm UTC

computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me: shh it's ok
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:18pm UTC

my music taste goes from
ghetto black girl to depressing white girl.

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WhisperInTheDark
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 8:28pm UTC

What's happened to Witty?
Has everyone grown up & left for good?
Witty was my escape where I was comfortable talking to people about my problems, now I can't.
The top quotes used to get 2000+ likes, but now the highest is around 350.
It really is awful though, to see such a beautiful place fall apart.
Can we just start again? Be a family. Be there for everyone.
Because honestly, with no one at my school to talk to, & no one here, I really have nobody. And that's a shame, because I need somebody.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 12:31pm UTC

do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts
when you're in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random thoughts in your head like "ooh cupcakes, and raindrops and teacups."

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 6:29pm UTC

one time
i put my mum’s bras on a
ceiling fan because i though it’d be a
funny prank but then some
people came over to look at the
house and i didn’t have
time to take the bras down so
when my mum turned the fan on bras
flew all around our kitchen and
landed on the people and like
no one wanted to say
anything so we acted like
bras weren’t strewn across all of us
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 3:44pm UTC

dear crush, your nickname i gave you is homework because im not doing you but i should be

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sammy*
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 9:13pm UTC

Uterus: That new underwear looks nice.
Uterus: It'd be a shame if something...
Uterus: ..happened to it.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 3:34pm UTC

crushes
PHASE I - where i won't shut the
heck up about him but i pretend i
don't like him
PHASE II - where i start to try to
read into what he is saying and
pretend that they like me too
PHASE III - where all hope is lost i
decide they don't like me im a big
loser with a stupid face
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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_behind_these_green_eyes
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 9:56pm UTC

I suffer when
fictional characters embarrass themselves

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randi*
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 1:24pm UTC

If you ever need to make an essay longer:
CTRL + F and search for "."
Change the font size of the periods from 12 to 14. They
are the exact same size but it causes the paper to be
significantly longer.
you're welcome.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 5:38pm UTC

does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when
someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye?

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC

i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:04am UTC

I use jokes from Witty in real life,
and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 3:23pm UTC

when you get to that part of a
book where the title suddenly just
makes sense
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Ty1210
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 11:32pm UTC

Hey guys.
I'm not one to really complain about missing that magical thing called 'The Old Witty' because I know a lot of people that have been on here longer than me. But seeing as though I've been on here for almost a year now, I've been thinking. When I first joined Witty, we were a family. Now, we're more like a school system. And that's horrible. Can we all go back to being a family? No judging. No flirting. Just being nice. Can everyone do that? Please? Just take sometime to comment on someone's quote or profile. 'Oh that's really funny.. xD' or 'You have great taste in music.' Is that so hard to say? Especially when it's apparently so easy to say stuff like, 'Ew, you like THAT band.' or 'Wtf. What does that even mean.' I mean, honestly. I know it's over-used and you've heard it way too many times, but if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all. Simple as that.
Okay. Done with my rant now.

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