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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 4:55am UTC
    Jesus never said it would be easy
    ~He said it would be worth it~

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 12:04pm UTC
    Today i found out that
    my granpa has cancer....I just heard that from my mom
    and she said that i have to be strong becouse we can't do
    anything to save my grandpa.i locked in my room and
    cried all along...He id my idol.Today he came in our house
    and first i didn't talk to him cus i burst out crying.Today
    was the worst day of my life.People with big heart don't
    last long in this world.Love you grandpa.I wish it was
    me the one who had cancer not you.You didn't deserve it

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    Some girl I was just checking out at target groceries when i noticed the guy behind me put only one think down on the conveyor belt- a box of c0nd0ms.Not only did he catch me looking at them, but we also made super-uncomfortable eye contact.So in an effort to lighten the mood,i grabbed the ketchup bottle in front of me and said:"Hey i see we both bought something to put on our wieners.He laughed, i laughed,the lady at the register laughed.
    30 minutes ago · 1 comments · 3 liked this.
    Another girl Omg i just read this out in the break room so everyone could hear!hahahahahahahahhahahahahhaa
    20 minutes ago · 44 people like this

  4. and_the_snow_fell_in_July and_the_snow_fell_in_July
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 1:41pm UTC
    Staying home from school
    Me: *Refresh Twitter*
    Me: *Refresh Instagram*
    Me: *Refresh Tumblr*
    Me: *Refresh Witty*
    Me: WHY IT THERE NOTHING NEW HE- wait, everyone's at school _._

  5. LaylaIsabella LaylaIsabella
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    Wittians today was the most unbelievable day !
    So i was on witty and my mom entered my room and told me to clean my room and do the dishes, so i said in sad voice "Okay" then i clicked close on witty and my mom saw the one direction desktop background and before i closed my laptop my mom said "Don't close the computer." i was like "Why?" she asked me "Is that the boy from Tomlinson family? ummm what's his name.....?" So i replied asking "Louis?", "Louis, right that's his name!" I asked her how does she know him and then she said " Remember when you were like 5 or 6 years old we went to visit our friends in the UK?" i said "Yah, yeah i remember". "So they were the Tomlinson's and they had a son named Louis and you two played like best friends even though he was older than you." I was like "What? Louis Tomlinson? from one direction? no way! you must be joking, right? are you joking?". "No, of cours not!" my mom said, "Well i don't believe you!" I said, Then my mom replied : "Okay, if you want i will call them and we will visit them again and....", before she completed the sentence i screamed "Yes". and then she said ok and went downstairs and told my dad about visiting them and he said that it was a great idea and she called them and Louis parents said it was wonderful idea and will b so happy if we visited and mom said "We will visit them in a month, this story is unbelievable right?.
    This story is real it happened this morning and if i made this up i would make it on Zayn Malik or Harry Styles.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    Hockey Players
    Should really marry dentists

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Studies have shown
    that if you don't fave this quote
    I'll have one less notification

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
    guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    you kinda remind me of santa in a way.
    you work about one day a year and spend the other 364/5 days judging everyone.

  10. cupiecake113 cupiecake113
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    who else is boreddd....

  11. juliaissmexy juliaissmexy
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her. --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it .
    --When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you; text you; kiss you; or just surprise you (:

  12. juliaissmexy juliaissmexy
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    I like long romantic walks to the......................fridge

  13. juliaissmexy juliaissmexy
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    I wish I could
    GOOGLE how a
    ceartain person
    feels about me

  14. juliaissmexy juliaissmexy
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 11:13am UTC
    Titanic: I'm unsinkable
    Iceberg: Come at me bro

  15. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. juliaissmexy juliaissmexy
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

  17. shAMmers26 shAMmers26
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    (1) Friend Requests
    (0) Mutual Friends
    How did you find me?!?

  18. shAMmers26 shAMmers26
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    A lot of people stay single because they're tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

  19. shAMmers26 shAMmers26
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    That annoying moment when everyone loves the person you hate.

  20. shAMmers26 shAMmers26
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    That annoying moment when somebody texts you first but they don't keep the conversation going.

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