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  1. ImmaJustMe ImmaJustMe
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    The awkward Moment
    When you find out Titanic was filmed in a plastic pool

  2. cChikk98 cChikk98
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    "Does it involve
    the buttersock?"
    [fav if you know where this is from]

  3. Lost_In_Paradise Lost_In_Paradise
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:28pm UTC
    In Ancient Egypt, cats were considered
    GODS...
    Cats have not forgotten this.
    -Format credit to ThatsSoMeee

  4. whymegirl101 whymegirl101
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    Dont You Hate It When Your
    Parents Wont Let You Out &
    Then Complains That Your On
    The Computer 24/7

  5. soup6996 soup6996
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    My boyfriend and I don't really do dates...
    We do cuddling on the sofa while watching The Walking Dead and Doctor Who..
    We're just too cool for people to see I guess. XP

  6. NINJAPENGUIN NINJAPENGUIN
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:52pm UTC
    Me: *Searching up One Direction*
    Wiki: "Band Origin=London, England."
    Me: SCREW YOU WIKIPEDIA!
    ~~If your a true directioner, you'd get this- not all of them were born and raised in England.~~
    NINJAPENGUIN

  7. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:54pm UTC
    *WMYB plays on TV*
    Me: *Starts spazing*
    Little Brother : * to me* Stop banging the couch!
    Me : O.o
    Older Brother : O.O
    Little Brother: What...

  8. SophieBird SophieBird
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:56pm UTC
    I'm looking for nobody because yesterday, someone
    shouted "NOBODY LOVES YOU."

  9. ChasinMyDreams123 ChasinMyDreams123
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:08am UTC
    I've met One Direction 6 times
    Multiply that by 5
    add 10
    and subtract 40.
    That's right,
    BE JEALOUS!
    Cookiedoughformats

  10. xxbribri97xx xxbribri97xx
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:23am UTC
    SpongeBob is a absorbent sponge that lives in Bikini Bottom......Tampon?
    Mind Blown

  11. _ZOE_ _ZOE_
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:24am UTC
    moonwalking onto jail because
    you're a smooth criminal

  12. oreogurllawlz oreogurllawlz
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:24am UTC
    me: *typing*
    little brother: *sees what im typing*
    little brother: what does "idk" mean?
    me: i don't know
    little brother: then why are you using it if you don't know what it means?!
    me: noooo it means "i don't know!"
    little brother: ohh i see...
    so cute

  13. xxxxxxxxxxxx* xxxxxxxxxxxx*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:35am UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when you are left alone with someone you were just introduced to.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. Reeses_21 Reeses_21
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:46am UTC
    Sheldon Cooper Quotes #2
    I'm not insane! My mother got me tested!!

  16. ZebraaxLovee ZebraaxLovee
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 1:00am UTC
    'What's the funniest thing that happened on the xfaxfor so far?'
    Louis ; "I BROKE A PENCIL IN HALF. HAHAH!"

    -onedirection

  17. JustEmmaLouise JustEmmaLouise
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 1:08am UTC
    1D
    Bet that got your attenton.

  18. Reeses_21 Reeses_21
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 1:20am UTC
    Sheldon Cooper Quotes #3
    Leonard: Our Babies will be both Smart and Beautiful.
    Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.
    7+ likess

  19. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 2:28am UTC
    you
    BUBBLEWRAP
    I'll never ever ever
    get too old to POP it.

  20. ItsGottaBeYouh ItsGottaBeYouh
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 2:46am UTC
    "yolo" she whispered as she pressed 'i agree' on terms and conditions :)

:)

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