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ImmaJustMe

1. ImmaJustMe
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2012 10:38pm UTC
   Child: Mum I cant sleep
   Mum: sweetie don’t worry ill just sing
   You this lullaby passed down from generations
   PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
   EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME!!!!!
   
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2. ImmaJustMe
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 9:44pm UTC
   The awkward moment
   When u fall in love with a
   Piece of clothing AND THEN
   u see the price!!
   
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3. ImmaJustMe
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 11:27pm UTC
   We are BEST FRIENDS
   That Means I will Always
   Pick you up when u fall
   After I finish laughing
   
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4. ImmaJustMe
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 11:24pm UTC
   Man:*Rubs Genie Lamp*
   Genie: Hello im here to grant 3 wishes
   Genie:What is your first wish
   Man:More Wishes
   Genie:A genie can only grant
   3 wishes pick again
   Man: More Genies
   Genie:Sh*t
   
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5. ImmaJustMe
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 11:12pm UTC
   The awkward Moment
   When you find out Titanic was filmed in a plastic pool
   
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6. ImmaJustMe
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 11:07pm UTC
   The Awkward Moment
   When No One Wants To Catch You
   
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7. ImmaJustMe
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 11:04pm UTC
   The Awkward Moment
   When you realize you don’t have 72 cats
   
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8. ImmaJustMe
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2012 4:24am UTC
   The Awkward Moment
   When you get no faves.
   
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