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1. SophieBird
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2013 6:24pm UTC
   MY INTERNET ADDICTION IS GETTING ALT OF CTRL. I JUST CAN'T ESC. nmq
   
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2. SophieBird
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2012 4:13pm UTC
   I'll be your princess,
   charming :)
   megan and liz, "princess charming"
   
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3. SophieBird
   posted a quote
   July 15, 2012 4:08pm UTC
   I'll be your princess,
   charming :)
   megan and liz, "princess charming"
   
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4. SophieBird
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 11:56pm UTC
   I'm looking for nobody because yesterday, someone
   shouted "NOBODY LOVES YOU."
   
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5. SophieBird
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   July 5, 2012 9:28pm UTC
   I have the body of a god.
   Too bad it's the body of laughing buddha.
   
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6. SophieBird
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2012 11:59pm UTC
   2012: Hey i just met you,
   and this is crazy,
   but here's my number,
   so call me maybe
   1800's: Although our introduction is recent and my following actions might seem like an apsurdity,
   i present to you the series of numerals representing my telecommunicator
   and beg thee perchance connect with me through said device.
   nmq
   
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7. SophieBird
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2012 2:42pm UTC
   Dear earphones,
   I know you are so so into each other and love each other a lot, but please try NOT to be knotty when I am gone!
   Sincerely, tired of untangling.
   nmq
   
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8. SophieBird
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2012 2:39pm UTC
   Dear ROTFL, Laughing So Hard I Fell Off My Dinosaur Just Kidding I Don't Have A Dinosaur But If I Did I Would Name It Frank! Sincerely, LSHIFOMDJKIDHADBIIDIWNIF.
   nmq
   
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9. SophieBird
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   June 15, 2012 2:00pm UTC
   
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10. SophieBird
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    Am I the only person who, no matter how much they try, can never spell the word "rhyme" or "rhythm" right? I only spelled them right in this quote with the help of the internet. XD
    
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11. SophieBird
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    There will always be haters,
    no matter what you do,
    so stay strong,
    and don't let them get to you.
    my awesome rhyme :D
    
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12. SophieBird
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 11:57pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and wonder how the hell you did it.
    nmq
    
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13. SophieBird
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    June 13, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    Not sure if I'm single because nobody likes me,
    or because I like nobody.
    
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14. SophieBird
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 12:57pm UTC
    Don't leave me, okay?
    
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15. SophieBird
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    June 12, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    I love the term ‘we’re expecting’ when talking about pregnancy
    Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
    Yeah, we’re expecting a baby.
    But it could be a velociraptor.
    
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16. SophieBird
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    Life is like a bank,
    You can only withdraw what you've deposited.
    heard this from my friend <3
    
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17. SophieBird
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    June 10, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    me in the shower: lalalala *scrub *scrub
    me: proceeds to wash face
    me: wait, where was the last body part i touched?
    me:
    private part:
    me:
    private part: what
    me: oh god
    
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18. SophieBird
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    I burst out laughing when I realized that in What Makes You Beautiful, the verse
    "Everyone else in the room can see it,
    everyone else but you."
    can also describe having a zit on your face.
    my quote
    please don't steal :)
    
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19. SophieBird
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    June 9, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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20. SophieBird
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    Hey I just crazy,
    and this is number,
    But here's my maybe,
    so call me met you.
    
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