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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 5:20pm UTC

*My thoughts before I go to sleep*
Me: I hope I did all my math homework.
Me: Whatever I better have a study hall tomorrow.
Me: Why can't it be the weekend.
Me: *Looks at clock*
Me: Dear Jesus I only have four hours left to sleep!!
Me: I should pray...
Me: Dear God please help people stop being such peasants.
Me: Amen.
Me: Maybe I should put more effort into my prayers then God might hear me...
Me: *Closes eyes*
*Something falls off dresser*
Me: AHHH IT'S A GHOST!! TURN ON THE LIGHTSSSS
Me:*Hides under covers for next fifteen minutes*
Me: Oh why me? This is a terrible life.
Me: People don't understand how hard I try to be friendly.
Me: *Thinks of some really emotional stuff*
Me: *Starts crying*
Me: *Puts on music to calm myself down*
Me: *Cries harder*
Me: Crap I just wasted an hour of sleeping time..
Me: Need. to. concentrate.
Me: *Creates amazing story in my head where I am gorgeous and my favorite celebrity falls in love with me*
Me: *Falls asleep*

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CharliesTheName
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March 22, 2013 6:10pm UTC

My thoughts: Okay.
My thoughts: You've been preparing or this for a long time.
My thoughts: You've got this!!!!!
Teacher: Charlie?
Me: Here.
My thoughts: Nailed it!

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 10:57am UTC

Seniors: Ew, juniors.
Juniors: Ew, sophomores.
Sophomores: Ew, freshman.
Freshman: Ew, middle schoolers.Middle Schoolers: Ew, elementary kids.
Elementary Kids: Ew, babies.
Babies: Ew, fetus.
Fetus: Ew, wait, how am I talking?

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Peacock17*
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 12:05pm UTC

Hey, are you coming tonight?
Uh... we broke up...
Oops! I meant to text Sean, not you.
How did you type that wrong? A for Alex isn't near S for Sean.
I kinda re-named you in my phone as Senor Tinypenis

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moonbeampie
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC

*teacher calls name on roll*
normal people:Here!
me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
*sends email*
normal people: logs out.
me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
*arrives early to event*
normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
*somebody was mean to me*
normal people: argues, then forgets it.
me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
*remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
normal people: *laughs*
me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

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jimmy365
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May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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jenna_baileey
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 6:38pm UTC

We all have the one friend that gets her hopes up
too fast.
& all you can do is watch as she crumbles
when he doesnt love her back.

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animallover721
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June 3, 2012 6:38pm UTC

If you are beautiful, fave this quote
If you don't think you are, scroll down to the quote below this
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If you scrolled down to this quote, scroll back up because you are gorgeous ;)

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 8:32pm UTC

i wonder what
he thinks when he hears
my name...
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 3:20pm UTC

₪₪₪₪
How To Freak People Out #1
1) get an empty windex bottle
2) Pour blue gatorade in it
3)Spray in mouth in public
4) Enjoy
format by neversaynever16
should I make a series?

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LoveThatWasLost
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Me: I love the Hunger Games!
Friend: Psh..Twilight is way better
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Cop: So your friend just fell out this window?
-tumblr-

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shilohrider98
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 3:23pm UTC

The Amazing Moment When
you hear a song you havent heard in years and you still know every word <3

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katdesroc
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 10:02pm UTC

"THAT'S MAHOGANY!"
~Effie Trinket
<3

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bgsoccer93
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 2:32pm UTC

Gale:You're on the phone with your baker he's upset
Katniss:Oh no.
Gale:Goin off about some cake that he burnt
Gale:cus' he doesn't know how to hunt like I do
Katniss:Gale stop.
Gale:I'm in the woods it's a typical sunday afternoon
Gale:I'm hunting the kind of squirrels that he doesn't like
Gale:He'll never be able to hunt like I do
Gale:CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
Gale:I MAKE SNARESS
Gale:HE EATS CUPCAKES
Gale:AND I HUNT BEARSS
Katniss:Gale just stop
nmq/nmf

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OctoberDiving
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 10:20am UTC

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Fave if you do one of these in class :
1. Peel off your nail polish
2. Search your hair for split ends
3. Check the clock every 5 minutes
4. Draw hearts on your paper
5. Draw smileys on your hand
6. Secretly eat ,
Hope I'm not the only one(:
nm/nmq
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Snookkiis
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 8:13pm UTC

My Phone
Is the best hid and seek player ever,
he can go hidding for days and days

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FallingApart_
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 6:05pm UTC

teacher: you will be sorted into grou-
me: can I work alone

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Snookkiis
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 2:30pm UTC

That awkard moment
# 8
when someone wears more makeup than clothes
when you go in your closet looking for Narnia and you find the door to Monsters, Inc. instead

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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givingyoumyheart
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 4:48pm UTC

"OMG did you get braces?"
"Nah, i just bedazzled my teeth." neverlandfugitive™

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