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glitter162*
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June 15, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Unless you physically see me
opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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peek-a-boo*
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June 20, 2013 2:19pm UTC

YOU DONT HAVE TO LIKE ME IM NOT A FACEBOOK STATUS

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sailing_strong_210202
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June 20, 2013 2:20pm UTC

i havent seen anyone as good looking as you since i first saw you

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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peek-a-boo*
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June 20, 2013 2:24pm UTC

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE ONLY GOOGLE KNOWS WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY

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bella5296
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June 11, 2013 11:40pm UTC

I want someone to understand me. But the truth is, that's impossible.
Because I don't even understand myself.

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glitter162*
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June 19, 2013 5:27pm UTC

Mom: Why is everything on the floor?!
Me: Gravity, mom.

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Caitlyn*
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June 20, 2013 2:00pm UTC

I'm trying to convince myself to hurt. While you're trying not to.

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*silvergirl*
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June 20, 2013 2:00pm UTC

If you look closely enough at your peers
at least one of them will have a fake smile.

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TheJealousOne
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June 20, 2013 2:01pm UTC

If you're not first
You're last...

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dunklekid86
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June 20, 2013 1:42pm UTC

I thought you were different.
I was wrong.

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kolbey_steffensmeier*
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June 20, 2013 1:48pm UTC

That moment when he likes you back.
JUST KITTEN. HASN'T HAPPENED.

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TheJealousOne
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June 20, 2013 1:54pm UTC

It's nice having friends
but at the end of the day, they're pointless.

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dolph*
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June 19, 2013 1:22pm UTC

Halloween
Me: *knocks on door*
Me: hi twerk or treat

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Rajsonkar
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June 19, 2013 1:22pm UTC

In every PE class there's always that one person who thinks they are in the damn Olympics.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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FallenAngel*
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June 20, 2013 12:40pm UTC

TO LIVE A
CREATIVE LIFE WE
MUST LOSE
OUR FEAR OF
BEING WRONG

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lithium*
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June 20, 2013 12:47pm UTC

you can't just heely in and out of my life as you please

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FallenAngel*
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June 20, 2013 12:47pm UTC

WE'RE ALL QUITE MAD HERE
YOU'LL FIT RIGHT IN

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