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BlackButterflies
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September 3, 2013 4:32am UTC

ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S A BOY WHO LIKES ME AND I LIKE HIM AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS HAPPENED WHY DOES HE LIKE ME WHAT IS HE DOING
HE'S LIKED ME FOR SIX MONTHS AND I CAN'T EVEN LIKE ME FOR SIX SECONDS WHAT THE HECK

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ChocoTaco
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September 6, 2013 8:25pm UTC

Assignment: Write an essay on an influential person who changed your life and why.
My essay title: "Almighty Steve, creator of the kingdom of Witty Profiles"

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happiest*
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September 17, 2013 2:00pm UTC

i was always scared of teenagers when i was little because i felt like they always glared at me and looked tired and angry and now i understand

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kristabff
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September 13, 2013 9:28pm UTC

hey dude i'm actually rly hot if u throw me into the sun

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lithium*
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September 2, 2013 5:47pm UTC

me: [swoops in and saves your quote from 0 faves]

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bye*
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September 3, 2013 4:55pm UTC

I’d say about 60% of the stories I tell go unfinished because either someone cuts me off or I stop talking because I realize that no one is listening

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Hale_Storm18
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September 16, 2013 3:47pm UTC

basically i don't care if you drink or smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides that fact that you drink, smoke, or do drugs.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 9, 2013 7:38pm UTC

I'm laughing so hard because in one of my classes I sit next to one of those wannabe thug, swag type guys and he was listening to music the whole class and the class got really quiet and I just heard, "Where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from Cotton Eyed Joe." coming from his headphones.

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happiest*
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September 23, 2013 2:25pm UTC

i’m jealous of those kids who are able to tell their family anything without being judged.

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ChocoTaco
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September 8, 2013 8:31pm UTC

I don't know how some girls in my school dress so provocatively.
Like sweetie, I wouldn't even let my Stardoll character wear that.

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Hale_Storm18
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September 14, 2013 6:48pm UTC

You don't need to bash skinny people to say that bigger people are beautiful.
You don't need to bash men to promote women's rights.
You don't need to bash white people to promote racial equality.
You don't need to bash a certain genre of music to promote another.
You don't need to bash straight people to promote gay rights.
You don't need to bash anyone to advocate your opinion.

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happiest*
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September 13, 2013 2:36pm UTC

Whenever someone asks you if you’re ticklish that means you’re getting tickled in five seconds doesn’t even matter what your answer is

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Hale_Storm18
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September 15, 2013 3:47pm UTC

"you wear that shirt a lot."
yeah that's because i own it.

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happiest*
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September 11, 2013 2:39pm UTC

do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying

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kristabff
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September 21, 2013 9:06pm UTC

People who are born in 1999
are cooler than everyone else because before we were born we were all like "Woah let's see how close we can get to the 2000's without actually being born in 2000's" yeah we like to live our lives on the edge for sure. risk takers. bow down to us. bow down to me.

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sydknee
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September 30, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Green Day, it's time to wake up

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kby246
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September 30, 2013 7:32pm UTC

It always happens the same
I fall for someone
I think I have a chance
They like someone else
And I end up hurt

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hopetrustbelieve01
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September 30, 2013 7:47pm UTC

I wanna be drunk when I wake up...on the right side of the wrong bed. ♥

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paramoreforever
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September 30, 2013 7:54pm UTC

I wish people wouldn't make jokes about Green Day and Wake Me Up When September ends. The song is actually really sad and I find the jokes insensitive. Plus they've gotten really old.

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elephants_are_cool*
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September 26, 2013 2:54pm UTC

brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semi- permanent decision once you brush your teeth that's it you can't eat for the rest of the night and I just don't know if I'm ready for that commitment yet

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