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  1. abbiemarie* abbiemarie*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 12:34am UTC
    I hope you realize how much you mean to someone. Someone out there is meant for you and is waiting to meet you on the street or in a grocery store and fall in love with you. You matter to people you haven't even met so don't say no one cares about you cause you have so much waiting for you out there.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. [deleted]* [deleted]*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 11:51am UTC
    My love for you was bulletproof. But you're the one who shot me.

  4. smileschangepeople smileschangepeople
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    If I stay up late to text you instead of sleeping
    I just want you to know that you're pretty special

  5. Smiley128 Smiley128
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    That feeling when you're not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty.

  6. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 11:09am UTC
    Please don't make 'Wake Green Day up' jokes today.
    Do you want to know what that song is about?
    It's about Billie's (the lead singer) dad dying.
    He couldn't take the funeral, so he ran home. He was followed
    by his mother, who was worried.
    When she got home, she went to his room, where he was,
    All he would say was
    "wake me up when september ends"
    that's the story, basically.
    if you didn't know, that's fine.
    but now you do, so please don't make those jokes.
    i am not an easily offended person, but as a huge fan of Green Day,
    i'm asking you, please don't make them.
    they're not funny
    they never were
    so stop
    i'm sorry if this made anyone upset,
    it did to me when I first heard.
    but it had to be said.
    ((and if you know the meaning behind that song
    and you still joke about it
    then i have to words to express my anger toward you))

  7. Petyr Baelish* Petyr Baelish*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    Witty must be the only place
    where no one cares about
    stranger danger...
     

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    You’ve become so damaged, that when someone wants to give you, what you deserve, you have no idea how to respond.

  9. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    Putting lame jokes on facebook
    that aren't even yours won't make you any funnier than you already weren't

  10. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    Things you should never touch:
    my face
    my hair
    me
    my laptop
    my phone
    me
    anything that is mine
    me
    the 4 foot diameter of air around me
    ME
    ME
    MEEE
    cactus

  11. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 6:13pm UTC
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  12. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-
    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    The day Green Day woke up is the day the government shut down. Just saying.

  14. hemmo1996* hemmo1996*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    I hate school.
    Not education.
    There's a difference.

  15. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    Someone told me :
    "Don't fall in love, you might get hurt."
    I told him :
    '"Don't live, you might die."

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    *dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    my life would probably get 2 faves

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 1:13pm UTC
    I just hate it when you are in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think "oh" and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.

  19. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

  20. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    Sexually active middle schoolers
    scare me.

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