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darastarring*
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August 29, 2012 11:14am UTC

Teachers
act fake when the principal walks into the classroom.

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gloriaLOVE
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 11:10am UTC

Me: *singing Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song*
Him: Ohmygosh, 90's kid shows! Gotta love 'em!
Me: I know, right?
Me: My kids are gonna be forced to watch shows like CatDog.
Me: And Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Him: ... You mean our kids?

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ToriCooper
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Maybe Voldomorts face is flat
because he ran into
The wrong wall at the train station.
blacklace

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summer_girlxo
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 11:47pm UTC

Friend: Hey what's up?
Me: I'm in the movie theatre trying to watch a movie but this jerk in front of me keeps using their phone!
Friend: Oh really? That sucks...Hey wait! I'm sitting in front of you!!
Me: Take the hint!!
nmq/nmf

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heyitsmadeline
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 10:13am UTC

Perfect Way to Make a Messy Bun:
1. Make a normal bun.
2. Get Attacked.
You're Welcome.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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imaginationgirl
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Random Girl: omg my abs are so hard
Me: sometimes when I eat alooot my stomach gets really hard
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her: *walks away*
Me: she was just jelous

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bieberfever13
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 12:03pm UTC

5 things that annoy me:
1:when my favorite song comes on the radio as i got out of the car.
2:when im waiting for a text and i get one from the wrong person.
3:when people try talking to me when i have headphones in.
4:when my brain reminds me of something i want to forget.
5:having to wait a whole week for a new episode of your favorite show.

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TheWrittenInfection
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 3:05pm UTC

In Westmeath, Ireland, born and raised
in the kitchen is were I spent most of my days
chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool,
eatin some Nando's outside of school
when a couple of lads, they were up to no good
starting hasslin mofos in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mum protested, she said:
"You're moving off to London to join One Direction"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 10:24am UTC

drake & josh
drake: woman...
erik: woman are crazy, thats why we don't have girlfriends (referring to him and creig)
drake: i think their's more reason why you don't have a girlfriend.
erik: yeah, i know.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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megsyhunt
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August 7, 2012 10:54am UTC

I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP

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courtneyisawesome14
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 10:26am UTC

*In the car with my mom*
Me: Oh my god! LOOK! *points at Mcdonalds*
*coincidentally attractive guy in front of it*
Mom: What? You like that guy?
Me: NO! ITS MCDONALDS!
True story

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sophsunflower12
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July 20, 2012 2:24pm UTC

*calls parent by first name*
gets called by first name, middle name, last name, and an exclamation point.

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CaliGirlSwag
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 12:44pm UTC

God Bless
the poor families who were victims of the
Colorado Movie Theater Massacre.
12 people are dead including a 3 month old baby.
Over 50 people are injured.
All they wanted to do was go see The Dark Night,
but some a**hole decided it was a good idea
to tear apart & ruined lives that night.
I don't live in Colorado, I'm not even from Colorado.
I didn't know any of the people who were there that night,
but one death, is one too many.
I don't know about you,
but they are all definitely in my prayers tonight.♥

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