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azncutiepie
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June 11, 2012 9:19pm UTC

A lot can happen in a year.

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shannonlovesyouxoxo
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 8:22pm UTC

that awkward moment....
when your parents ask if you have a boyfriend

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MileyBB
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Summer expectations:
going to the beach everyday, water fights,
barbecues, and random road trips.
Summer reality:
moving your laptop so the
sunlight doesn't reflect on the
screen when you're trying to
post quotes.
nmq/nmf

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theonlydirection
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Dad
The REAL
Mother F'cker

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tumbletime77
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 2:31pm UTC

jesus can walk on water.
i can walk on cucumbers.
cucumbers are 96% water.
.:therefore i am 96% jesus:.

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zachkeding
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Wonder how many people will disagree
BIEBER SUCKS!!!

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_kidsinlove
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May 21, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Dear Mom and Dad,
Thanks for trying to be original with me.
Sincerely,
can't ever find my name on a keychain

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HopefulLucy
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Friend: Hey, did you get braces?
Me: No, I ate a transformer and forgot to floss.

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Sunny1703
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 5:44pm UTC

everyone: you don't have any friends.
me: uh yeah i do.
everyone: oh yeah? name them.
me: real name or username?

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bgsoccer93
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 7:05pm UTC

modling agent: *walks over to me and friends*How old are you guys?
guy friend: 83...we wear a lot of makeup

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movinatthespeedoflove17
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 5:23pm UTC

Am I the only one?
Who had more friends when I was younger than I do now?

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Marshearts
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:21pm UTC

Studies have shown
that if you don't fave this quote
I'll have one less notification
nmf
Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

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biamontet1
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:51pm UTC

*if i was a doctor*
Hot guy: I sprianed my wrist.
Me: Okay, take off your underwear.

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xomadilynxoo
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 5:31pm UTC

Click the ♥ if you've ever waved at the security camera :)

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Lovedance33
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Ugh Periods...
Out of everything possible, why blood?
Why can't it be fairy dust or something?

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Daniellexox11
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 3:56pm UTC

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Ya everyones entitled to there own opinion but yours is just stupid!!!!!
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Daniellexox11
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 4:03pm UTC

If you die in an elevator make sure to push the up button
;)
Format by Breeze<3

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 12:22pm UTC

83% of girls wouldn't care if Niall quit 1D today.
Fave if you're one of the 17% who would fall on the floor
crying if he did. ♥
-OneDirectionQuotes

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xosmileyxo4
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 10:11pm UTC

We've all had that
Awkward moment when
We accidentally called a teacher
"Mom"
another j.e² format

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