I watch Friends for at least two hours everyday. I only eat tic tacs and other small candies in even numbers. I'm never good enough for myself. I'm always eating Ramen noodles or a peanut butter sandwich. I'm first or second in my grade, but I still wish I was smarter. I desperately want abs, but I don't have the motivation to do it. I'm awful at dancing and singing. I love to write. I make weird faces and noises. I'm a giant people pleaser. I like to be right. I'm extremely competitve. I could talk about grammar and writing for hours. I love Spanish. I love to play the piano. I'm obsessive over things. I overthink everything I do. I twist my ring when I'm nervous. I've never had a real boyfriend. I love to color. Everytime I paint my nails, I take it off right after because they aren't good enough. I press too hard on the keys when I type. I'm always correcting people's grammar. I eat all the time. I want to marry Chandler Bing. I cry a lot. I don't eat a lot of meat. I put too much salt on everything. I love pictures, but I hate being in them because I'm too ugly. I curl up in a little ball whenever I sit down. I hate collared shirts. I pretend that I'm perfect when I know I'm not. I can't work in a group. I'm an obsessive perfectionist about everything I do. I crack my knuckles. I'm constantly touching my hair. I suck at sports. I would become a lesbian for Jennifer Aniston without even thinking about it. I don't like the smell of flowers. I have a ton of makeup, but I don't use it. I work out everyday. I suck at maintaining friendships. I can be extremely awkward at times. I believe in God. I miss my grandmother like crazy. I consider Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Joey my best friends. I almost never go out on the weekends. I'm always second best. The glass is half empty. I hate my smile. I alwsys wish I could just crawl into bed and sleep forever. I have stomach aches pretty often. I have obsessions with random famous people. I wear jeans all the time. Everything in my life is neat and organized and clean and perfect except for my bedroom. I hate spending money. I love the city. I have kidney stones. I don't get along with my sister at all. My socks never match. I'm insecure about weird things. While typing this entire thing, I was thinking about Friends and facts about it. This is me. This is my life. Take it or leave it.
Idea stolen from TheHalfbacksGirl. I think everyone should do one of these.
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