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ThatAlexGuy
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September 4, 2013 6:18pm UTC

Why does every bad thing have to be happening at once?
I could handle these things alone, but when they're all going on at the same time, it's too much...

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DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
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September 7, 2013 10:39pm UTC

I always distance myself when people become close to me. I keep pushing people away when all i want is someone to be there for me. I always feel I'm annoying them but I know in the end, everyone is going to leave. They always do.

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xXjustapersonXx
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 6:20pm UTC

I tried to kill a spider with hairspray...
The spider is still alive but its hair looks fabulous.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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thegirlinthecorner
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October 9, 2012 4:09pm UTC

The most searched
thing on Bing
is 'Google'.
that's quite sad isn't it?

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carson5482
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 6:23pm UTC

Let me tell you something about Mitt Romney...
We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever.
So, in 8th grade, I started hanging out with the current president, Obama, who was totally gorgeous, but then he moved to D.C, and Mitt was like, weirdly jealous of him.
Like, if I would blow him off to listen to Obama speak, he'd be like, "Why don't you support my ideas?"
And I'd be like "Why are so ignorant of America's needs?
So then for my birthday party, which was an all Democrats pool party, I was like "Mitt, I can't invite you because I think you're a republican."
I mean, I couldn't have a republican at my party. There were going to be Democrats there with their human rights, I mean right?
He was a REPUBLICAN!
So then his mom called my mom and they started yelling at each other, it was ridiculous.
And then he dropped out of politics because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for the presidential election, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird...
And now I guess he's trying to make airplane windows roll down.
Follow for a follow<3
NMQ/NMF

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Hale_Storm18
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October 9, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Celebrity: I would date a fan.
Me: You sit on a throne of lies.

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laaurenn
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 4:57pm UTC

lets play a game called "how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow"

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 7:25pm UTC

Gale: Hey girl. I can take a whipping.
Katniss:
Gale: Are you looking for a boyrfriend? Cause I volunteer as tribute.
Katniss: Gale.
Gale: Are you from the victor's village? Cause dayum that body is winning.
Katniss: Gale. What are you doing?
Gale: Are you in the arena? Cause I'm about to enter you.
Katniss: GALE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Gale: You must be the girl on fire. Cause you melted my heart.
Katniss: Gale. Stop.
Gale: Do you make snares? Cause I'm tangled up in you.
Katniss: Gaaaale. Stooooop.
Gale: Is your name Katniss? Cause you're starting an uprising in my district.
Peeta: Dude.

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MeeAndYoou
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 2:38pm UTC

»Think about the title of this song...«
Summer of '69
»Just think...«

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PixieDustx
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 2:50pm UTC

Some Things You Should Never Ask A Girl
Have you gained weight?
No. Just no.
What size clothes are you?
Girls aren't exactly just going to tell you that.
How many guys have you been with?
She'll either get embarrassed or feel like a hoe.
Are you on your period?
Just because she's moody, starts to cry or gets random cravings, it does not always mean that she's on her peiod.
What size bra are you?
Bit personal...
Can I have some of your food?
What on Earth are you thinking?!?! We do NOT share food!!

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 3:37pm UTC

There's a man in his 80's, who lives in my city near a beautiful cliff.
It's a place people frequently go to suicide. Every time he sees someone too close to the edge, he rushes over and tries to stop them.
It's estimated he's saved over 160 people.
Don Ritchie, I don't know you, but you give me hope .
Don Ritchie passed away yesterday at the age of 85.
He was named a 'Local Hero' in the 2011 Austrailian of the Year Awards.
His funeral will be held on Friday.
By now, he's saved over 500 lives and I know alot of you have heard of him but for those of you who haven't, I think you should, because this guy's a real hero.♥
nmf/nmq(from givesmehope.com

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cheetah678
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October 10, 2012 8:54am UTC

That Awkward Moment
When identical twins call eachother ugly...

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JusttSmilee
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September 29, 2012 8:36pm UTC

We tried to have a family game night tonight.
My little sister is crying
My dad is yelling
and Uno is now banned from being played in my house and is in the garbage

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DoodleLove
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October 2, 2012 3:52pm UTC

Steve added a reply button..
PRAISE STEVE!

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SarahMayour
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September 29, 2012 8:15pm UTC

It would be awesome if Disney Channel had a
"Blast From The Past"
week special where they show the old shows for a week long.
It would be the best week of my life.

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theunicorn
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September 30, 2012 7:26pm UTC

yesterday
was homecomming, i went to the bathroom to find a somewhat over weight girl crying, trying to hide her emotions with makeup looking in the mirror. i noticed cuts on her wrists.. i walked up to her and said "OH my god, your dress is perfect! you look so gorgeous, will you take a picture with me" she wiped away a tear, smiled and said "thnk you.. so much.." we took a picture and now we're texting. and this morning i woke up to a text that said
"you saved me..."

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mynamemypass
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 2:44pm UTC

"OMG, i got
something hilarious
to tell you...well first,
HAHAHHAAHHAAH
ok i'm calm- HAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAH"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 4:48pm UTC

There are 3 tampons walking down the street;
which says hi to you first?
None, because they're all STUCK UP B*TCHES.
who gets it?
♥

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