kristabff · 1 decade ago
Aw man, i was hoping satan could braid my hair right now.
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sky* · 1 decade ago
Omg you're still around brb dying.
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sky* · 1 decade ago
Everyone has problems,
Problems problems,
But when you have a problem,
The world must stop for you.


Everyone has problems,
Problems problems,
But the only ones that matter,
Are all centred on you.

Always acting like you're superman,
Until they call you names,
Then suddenly you're batman,
Hiding in your cave.

"The world isn't fair!"
You scream all day,
But what you don't realize,
Is love is on it's way.

Maybe if you'd smile,
Try it for a while,
Don't be in denial,
The world is not so vile.

Focus on the light,
Leave your pain in the past,
Life is a race to happiness,
So don't you come in last.

The birds and the trees,
The flowers, blueberries,
There's so much much to see,
In this beautiful reality.

Smile at your reflection,
Your wrinkles, your scars,
And every imperfection,
You're beautiful, you're art.

Everyone has problems,
Problems problems,
You have problems,
& I do too.

Everyone has problems,
Problems problems,
But the world keeps on spinning,
No matter what we do.

So lets keep moving,
Lets fight on,
Lets keep laughing,
Lets stay strong.

Lets chant "Ra ra!",
And drop our pants,
And then we'll do,
A happy dance.

—-
Lets keep moving,
Lets fight on,
Lets keep laughing,
Lets stay strong.

Lets keep moving,
Lets fight on,
Lets keep laughing,
Lets stay strong.

—-

Everyone has problems,
Problems problems,
But I'm still smiling,
And so should you.

Everyone has problems,
Problems problems,
But I'm done complaining,
Because I chose to.

I have water,
I have food,
A roof over my head,
& a super soft bed.

If you don't agree,
That you should be happy,
Remember sadness takes a toll,
But happiness is free.

If you don't recognize this..i'll start you on fire. Even though you're Satan.
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
OF COURSE I RECOGNIZE THIS ITS ONISIONS OTHER SONG xD I LOVE ONISION! I have bought one of his shirts too actually. Hes my favorite :]
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sky* · 1 decade ago
o: Lucky! I really want the "I'm so Emo" shirt. xD
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
Yah ehehe and I know same here. I keep forgetting about it whenever I have money and then I remember it after I spend it lol
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sky* · 1 decade ago
You never braided my hair, man.
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
THAT BECAUSE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW.
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sky* · 1 decade ago
LIAR.
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
PLEASE IAM SATAN I DONT GOT TIME FOR LIES-wait lol omg nevermind satan is the evil. YES I DO GOT TIEM FOR LIES BUT I AINT LET YOU KNOW THAT
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
PLEASE IAM SATAN I DONT GOT TIME FOR LIES-wait lol omg nevermind satan is the evil. YES I DO GOT TIEM FOR LIES BUT I AINT LET YOU KNOW THAT
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sky* · 1 decade ago
I'M GONNA KILL YOU AND TAKE OVER HELL. MWAHAHAHAHA.
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
OH YAH YOU WISH YOU CANT BEAT ME I'AM UNSTOPABLE AND THE ULTIMATE EVIL .
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sky* · 1 decade ago
WANNA BET?!
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
YES. YES I DO WANNA BET
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sky* · 1 decade ago
xD Do you have a main account?
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
I do but its a secret O.o NO NOE CAN KNOW
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sky* · 1 decade ago
No noe? No one, you mean? Hehe. Aw, come on. I can be trusted. Sort of. ;)
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
NO I MEANT NO NOE BECAUSE I'AM SATAN AND EVERYTHING I SAY IS COOOOOOOORRRRREEEECT. lol jk and noooope but i looked at who you are following and ur following my personal already mwahaha but you dont know which one
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sky* · 1 decade ago
O_O Well, that's probably why i'm not annoyed by you, rofl. AND NO. SATAN IS ALWAYS WRONG. HAHAHAHAHA. OH, AND I VISITED HEL|. IT WASN'T VERY NICE. MY HOUSE IS BIGGER THAN YOUR KINGDOM.
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
NO SATAN IS ALWAYS RIGHT ALWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS MWAHAHAHAHA and shut up about thy tiny kingdom, its a work in progress okay. *cries in corner*
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sky* · 1 decade ago
Haha, crybaby.
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
well arent you a nice, sensitive person. lol
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sky* · 1 decade ago
Said Satan..
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
just because satan is suppose to be mean and evil doesnt mean he doesnt mean he doesnt have feelings
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sky* · 1 decade ago
Satan can't have feelings.
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
Thanks for following me ;)
Does that mean you're gonna do my hair or not? ^_^
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kandyx5 · 1 decade ago
Satan, I love your picture. South Park is my favorite show. BTW, I do't need you to braid my hair because my hair is to short.
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Soccerfata · 1 decade ago
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
And I'am guessing thats why you deleted my comment off of it then?
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Soccerfata · 1 decade ago
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
Okay then. I dont wannna because I forget wut I said. hmm.... I wish to no longer discuss this. Off with you.
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
Okay then. I dont wannna because I forget wut I said. hmm.... I wish to no longer discuss this. Off with you.
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sparks12 · 1 decade ago
DUDE. I DID EVERYTHING THE INSTRUCTIONS SAID AND MY HAIR IS A MESS. YOU OWE ME.
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
WHALE THAT OBVIOUSLY YOU DIDNT DO EVERYTHING RIGHT. GO READ THE LIST AGAIN CAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOU MESSED UP. BESIDES I DONT OWE YOU YOU OWE ME! I'AM THE ONE SUPPLYING YOU WITH ENTERTAINMENT!
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sparks12 · 1 decade ago
YOU WANT PENTAGRAMS? I *GAVE* YOU PENTAGRAMS. OWN UP DUDE.
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
I DONT WANT PENTAGRAMS I WANT GRAHAM CRACKERS OKAY AS SOON AS I GET SOME DA.MN GRAHAM CRACKERS I WILL BRAID YOUR FU.CKING HAIR
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sparks12 · 1 decade ago
NUH UH. BREACH OF CONTRACT BRO. IN THE INSTRUCTIONS, IT SAID PENTAGRAMS, NOT GRAHAM CRACKERS.
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Serotonin · 1 decade ago
My bathroom floor is a mess, and so is my hair...BRAID IT. NOW.
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
I'AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR BATHROOM FLOOR! JEEZ YOU PEOPLE ASKING FOR ME TO BRAID YOUR HAIR I SAY NOOOOOOOOO IF YOU ASK ME TO BRAID UR HAIR I WILL SHAVE IT ALL OFF
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TheGirlWhoLived · 1 decade ago
BRAID MY HAIR YOU UNGRATEFUL PEASANT.
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
I'AM UNGREATFUL? I'AM UNGREATFUL? I'AM NOT UNGREATFUL! YOU ARE! YOU ARE THE ONE WITH PERFECTLEY FINE HAIR AND HANDS AND YOU CAN BRAID IT YOURSELF! I HAVE HOOVES AND I ONLY HAVE A BEARD. I DONT EVEN NKOW HOW TO BRAID HAIR. SCREW YOU AND LEARN TO BRAID YOURSELF. I'AM NOT UNGREATFUL THAT IS VERY RUDE OF YOU! WHY DONT YOU JUST REPLACE ME? YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY MROE OF A SATAN THAN I'AM!
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TheGirlWhoLived · 1 decade ago
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
EW GET THAT DISGUSTING SOUL GET IT AWAY. MITT ROMNEY IS A DISGUSTIN DOG THAT IS NOT ALLOWED IN HE.LL EW GET IT AWAY FROM ME NOW. GOSH HOW DARE YOU TRY TO GIVE ME THAT HE IS JUST JUST JUST SO ..... YAH
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TheGirlWhoLived · 1 decade ago
I WILL IF YOU BRAID MY HAIR
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
Are you sure you can't braid my hair? ;D
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
YES I'AM SURE AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'AM BRINGING YOU TO HE.LL WITH ME!
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
Don't worry babe. I'll be seeing you there in a few years so you can braid my hair then ;)
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
I'AM NOT A "BABE" I'AM AN EVIL MONSTER! I'AM EVILER THAN ROMNEY AND
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sky* · 1 decade ago
Can you braid my hair, please? <3
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Satandoesntbraidhair · 1 decade ago
Okay. Only cause you got cool username and you ask nicely but only this one time.
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sky* · 1 decade ago
YAY :D
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