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1. kandyx5
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2013 12:49pm UTC
   Sorry I don't treat you like a goddess,
   Is that what you want me to do?
   Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect,
   Like all your little loyal subjects do.
   Sorry I'm not made of sugar and I'm not sweet enough for you.
   Is that why you always avoid me?
   I must be such an inconvienence to you
   This not my format. It is by the Wittian, Gabikk
   
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2. kandyx5
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2013 4:22pm UTC
   The other day we had yet another graduation practice.
   My crush's friend was yelling at him. I'm not sure why
   though. It hurt me in a way. I knew he was a d.ick but
   he had no reason to yell at him. Later I texted my
   my friend:
   "No matter how much of a douche John is, always
   remember I'm here and I have your back"
   He didn't respond
   
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3. kandyx5
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2013 2:01pm UTC
   Today during graduation practice, my crush and I were
   sittingon the bench right behind this really weird girl. We
   weren't graduating. We were just there for band.
   While the teachers went through names, he poked her. This
   was the conversation:
   Her: Don't you DARE touch me again
   Me & Him: *Laughs*
   Her: IT ISN"T FUNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   Him: *Whispers* Poke her!
   Me: No way!
   Him: Don't be a wuss. Just do it!
   Me: Fiiiiiiiiiine. *Pokes her*
   Her: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME AGAIN!!!!!
   Me and Him: *Laughs*
   Then we started playing again I put my
   foot up on her bench and nudged her.
   Her (after the song): WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TOUCHING
   ME?!?!? IF YOU DO IT AGAIN, I WILL BASH YOUR FACES IN!
   Him (being the smart-as.s he is): I hope you realize that isn't
   possible to do with a human fist.
   Me: He's right. You'd need some sort of machine.
   When we put our instruments away she said to him
   Her: THAT WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PlSSED ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!
   Him: No it wasn't.
   
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4. kandyx5
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2013 5:12pm UTC
   Today during school I walked past my
   crush in the hallway. We looked at each
   other for a split second. Then I
   realized: There are seven BILLION people
   in this world and I'm getting caught up
   in what ONE thinks of me. Next time
   you're saying stuff like "Oh
   would he like this shirt?"
   You're your own person and if
   someone doesn't like you for
   who you are, they can suck
   it.
   Good Luck! :)
   
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5. kandyx5
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2013 4:42pm UTC
   I see him at school everyday. I don't think his best friend likes me. I don't care. I really like him and I don't care what anyone thinks. How do you tell a boy how you feel? Doesn't matter. The relationship we have now rocks.
   <3
   
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6. kandyx5
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2013 4:38pm UTC
   Have you ever seen some one you have a crush on just sitting down and minding their own business and you were just like,
   "I love you"
   nmq
   
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7. kandyx5
   posted a quote
   March 26, 2013 6:44pm UTC
   So, my darlings, today I say that I love all of
   you. Witty has changed the way I look at
   people. Thank you to all the people
   that followed and favorited me at the start.
   <3
   
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8. kandyx5
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2013 6:12pm UTC
   Once I showed my mother a
   music video and the first line
   of the song is
   "I don't know if you're aware
   but your kids suck a/s
   
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9. kandyx5
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2013 7:34pm UTC
   I've always been kind of weird. When everybody loved
   Elmo,I though Snuffleupagus was cool. When everybody
   wore booty shorts, I just stayed with my boy shorts.
   After everybody started loving One Direction, I
   started loving the old band, Queen. I admit I'm weird
   but I'm
   AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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10. kandyx5
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    When I'm watching his videos... I feel like I'm floating on air.
    
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11. kandyx5
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    "Love is when you can accept people for
    who they are and just be like, I love you,
    dawg!"
    -Nice Peter
    
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12. kandyx5
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    There is a listen to learned from this. If only I
    could remember what it was...
    
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13. kandyx5
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    FLYING HIGH
    IN MY
    SUPERMAN
    SOCKS!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=MJepBVE_NAo
    It's the link to the song. Why are you just staring at it? CLICK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You won't be disapointed!
    If you liked it then repost this.
    
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14. kandyx5
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    I'm not calling you a dumb person! It just
    happens to be that...you...
    ARE!
    
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15. kandyx5
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    I've got blue socks on mah douche feet!
    
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16. kandyx5
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    fWhen I'm on a plane I always sit in the coach
    section. When I walk past the first class section
    I always fart as much as possible. Just to be onnoxious!
    P.S. I'm not jealous of you what so EVA!
    
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17. kandyx5
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    Type your name: Paige
    Type your name with your elbow: Paige
    Type your name with your eyes closed:Paige
    Type your name with your nose:Paige
    Type your name with your tounge:Paige
    Bash your head into the keyboard: t56yu
    Now repost this with your name :]
    
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18. kandyx5
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    <(=(oo)=)>
    Oink, oink!!
    
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19. kandyx5
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 11:12am UTC
    "Hey Paige! What are you doing?"
    Flying high in my
    SUPERMAN
    SOCKS!
    fav if you watch the Monday Show with Nice Peter
    
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20. kandyx5
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 11:09am UTC
    S.uperman Sock
    W.earing Are you one?
    U.nicorn
    R.iding
    Gangsta
    Fav if you watch the Monday Show!!!!!
    
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