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bieberfever13
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August 9, 2012 8:55pm UTC

why do i have that affect on people that says lie to me and walk all over me and make me believe i can trust you when i cant?

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Directionette
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August 9, 2012 8:55pm UTC

Remember when:
It was cool to have a glue stick with purple glue instead of the white glue

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WhatsUpSami
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August 9, 2012 8:56pm UTC

I started to hate who I am after I realized
how much better everyone else is...

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panda_678
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August 9, 2012 8:56pm UTC

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Julielool
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August 9, 2012 8:56pm UTC

If you can make me laugh,you're automatically more Attractive to me.

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BukisStories
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August 9, 2012 7:55pm UTC

New Years Luck
Chapter 22
"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Taylor! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!"
"Thank you guys so much!" I beamed. This may have been the sweetest thing anyone had done for me.
"Oh don't thank us dear, its not much." Gavin's mother exclaimed.
"Really though, it means a lot." I explained to them
"Well, blow out the candles!" Gavin told me.
I looked over at him smiling as I was about to blow all twenty six candles out.
"I wish for-"
"No!!" Gavin exclaimed
"What?!" I giggled
"Not out loud!" Gavin explained.
"Yes sir." I groaned sarcastically.
I closed my eyes, as any normal person would as I thought of the perfect wish. It hit me hard, and it was perfect.
I wish for Gavin and I to spend the rest of our lives together
I blew out the candels, looking over at Gavin as a smirk snuck up my face. I really did love him.
"Yay!!!" The family cheered. I giggled at their response as Gavin's mother cut the cake.
"So, what'd you wish for?" Gavin asked
"Oh, nothing." I bubbled
"Really, what'd you wish for, a pony?" Gavin retorted
"No, this was more important than a pony."
Sorry for a bad chapter and short chapter, its only filling in the space between the next chapter.
One more chapter left! Are my few readers excited? It should be posted tomorrow. :)
Comment to be notified
Teaser:
"When I spun around to kiss Gavin, he was no longer standing up, instead he was...."

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Bravosierra*
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August 8, 2012 9:19pm UTC

I might be wearing a northface and ugg boots.
My jeans might be True Religions.
My sweats are Victorias Secrets.
My purses are Coach.
My belts are Gucci.
But you know what?
I'd trade all the designers in the WORLD just to be happy.
To wake up with my parents being home, instead of being at work.

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oursong
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August 8, 2012 7:54pm UTC

*Age 5*: Daddy, I'm never going to get married because you're the only guy I'll ever love and I'm never going to leave you.
*Now*: I'm never going to get married because I'm uglier than a baboon's butt.

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_to_the_kids_who
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August 8, 2012 9:16pm UTC

I met a little boy named Damien at Walmart. He's 2 and he had a handful of clover flowers in his hand for his mom.
Me: *walks by*
Him: What's your name?
Me: Sabrina.
Him: It's nice to meet you Brina
Me: It's nice to meet you too!
*later*
Him: You're very pretty, Brina.
Me: Aw, thank you! You're so sweet!
My mom: *stands next to me*
Him: What's your name?
Mom: Jutta (pronounced like Utah, but it's German soooo)
Him: You're very pretty too, Utah.
Him: Brina, you can follow us home and I can pick you some flowers. These are for my mom.
Me: Okay! Sounds like fun!
Him: I have to go now, Brina. It was nice to meet you!
As his mom pushed him in the cart out of the isle, he said to her, "Brina's my girlfriend," and he smiled at me as his mom said, "I'm sure she is, honey."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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tor_123
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August 8, 2012 7:46pm UTC

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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August 8, 2012 7:16pm UTC

IDGAF
I don't give away food.

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youonlyliveonce17
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August 8, 2012 9:06pm UTC

There is this kid at my school name Luigi.
I jokingly asked him one day if his brothers name is Mario.
His response
"Yes and my dogs name is Yoshi."
Best. Parents. Ever.
nmq

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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August 8, 2012 6:16pm UTC

I don't stalk,
I investigate.

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xlivelaughlove524x
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August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Girl: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
Girl: Not for me it isn't.
^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

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WetPaint
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August 9, 2012 1:04pm UTC

We said cute things.
We made cute plans.
We had cute memories.
We used to be so cute.
nmf/twitter

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Maicy Rasmus*
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August 9, 2012 1:04pm UTC

"if your from africa then why are you white?"
"Omg Karen you can't just ask people if they are white."
- M e a n G i r l s

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JbVsOneDirection
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August 9, 2012 1:04pm UTC

student: Would you blame me for somtin I didnt do?
Teacher : Of course Not honey
Student : Well I didnt do my homework
Teacher : YOU DIDNT DO YOUR HOMEWORK GO TO DETENTION!
Student : Well you said you wouldnt blame me sooo im off the hook!!
Teacher : ._.

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TheQueensGuarddog
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August 9, 2012 1:04pm UTC

If my Internet friends are pedophiles, they're freaking amazing actors.

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