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JbVsOneDirection

1. JbVsOneDirection
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   September 29, 2012 3:54pm UTC
   wut do you call an inapropriate elf? A north pole dancer LOL
   
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2. JbVsOneDirection
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   September 29, 2012 3:51pm UTC
   admit it you freggin h8 your "best friend"
   
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3. JbVsOneDirection
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   September 29, 2012 3:36pm UTC
   my grandpa said to keep an eye on your health not your money.So,I did ,and somebody stole my money it was grandpa -_-
   
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4. JbVsOneDirection
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   August 17, 2012 2:13am UTC
   How to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out :O
   
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5. JbVsOneDirection
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   August 17, 2012 2:09am UTC
   A two-year old is like having a blender,but you dont have a top for it.
   
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6. JbVsOneDirection
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   August 15, 2012 2:54pm UTC
   My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is
   
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7. JbVsOneDirection
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   August 15, 2012 2:48pm UTC
   I found there was one way to look thin : hang out with fat people
   
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8. JbVsOneDirection
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   August 15, 2012 2:46pm UTC
   a waffle is a pancake with a syrup trap
   
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9. JbVsOneDirection
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   August 15, 2012 2:41pm UTC
   weather forecast for tonight : dark
   
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10. JbVsOneDirection
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    August 15, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    behind a great man is a woman rolling her eyes
    
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11. JbVsOneDirection
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    August 15, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    I hate ryming
    vacumm purple zebra
    
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12. JbVsOneDirection
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    August 15, 2012 2:29pm UTC
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13. JbVsOneDirection
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    August 15, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    Me : I was on tv today , jealous?
    Friend : yeah!! so how long were you on tv?
    Me : not, long tull' my mom told me to get off
    Friend : O_O
    
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14. JbVsOneDirection
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    August 15, 2012 2:05pm UTC
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15. JbVsOneDirection
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    August 12, 2012 12:33am UTC
    Me : Can I PLEASE playoutside?!?
    Mom : No, first clean up your room
    Me : ILL do it later
    Mom : By The rate your going there wont be a later
    
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16. JbVsOneDirection
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    August 10, 2012 11:40am UTC
    daughter : wut would you do if I got pregnant if I was under 18?
    mom : keep the baby
    daughter : awwh thats nice :)
    mom : and put you up for adoption
    daughter : -_-
    
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17. JbVsOneDirection
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    August 10, 2012 2:58am UTC
    "Valerie"
    Well sometimes I go out by myself
    And I look across the water
    And I think of all the things, what you're doing
    And in my head I paint a picture
    Since I've come on home,
    Well my body's been a mess
    And I've missed your ginger hair
    And the way you like to dress
    Won't you come on over
    Stop making a fool out of me
    Why don't you come on over Valerie?
    Valerie [x3]
    Did you have to go to jail,
    Put your house on up for sale, did you get a good lawyer?
    I hope you didn't catch a tan,
    I hope you'll find the right man who'll fix it for ya
    Are you shopping anywhere,
    Changed the color of your hair, are you busy?
    And did you have to pay that fine
    That you were dodging all the time, are you still busy?
    Since I've come on home,
    Well my body's been a mess
    And I've missed your ginger hair
    And the way you like to dress
    Won't you come on over
    Stop making a fool out of me
    Why don't you come on over Valerie?
    Valerie [x3]
    Well sometimes I go out by myself
    And I look across the water
    And I think of all the things, what you're doing
    And in my head I paint a picture
    Since I've come on home,
    Well my body's been a mess
    And I've missed your ginger hair
    And the way you like to dress
    Won't you come on over
    Stop making a fool out of me
    Why don't you come on over Valerie?
    Valerie [x7]
    Why don't you come over Valerie?
    
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18. JbVsOneDirection
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    August 10, 2012 2:49am UTC
    lalalalala...
    
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19. JbVsOneDirection
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    August 10, 2012 2:45am UTC
    MAN WITH FAMILY AT A FANCY RESTURANT
    WAITER: WOULD YOU LIKE A TABLE
    MAN: NOO I WANT TO EAT ON THE FLOOR -_-
    
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20. JbVsOneDirection
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    August 10, 2012 2:34am UTC
    man : * Breaks up with gf*
    gf : LEAVE ME FOREVER
    man : *walks alone on street depressed*
    hobo : want a cookie
    man : umm YEAH WUT THE HECK
    
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