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*Age 5*: Daddy, I'm never going to get married because you're the only guy I'll ever love and I'm never going to leave you.

*Now*: I'm never going to get married because I'm uglier than a baboon's butt.  

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*Age 5*: Daddy, I'm never going to get married because you're

530 faves · 4 comments · Aug 8, 2012 7:54pm

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oursong · 1 decade ago
awwwwh, that's cute though, hun c:
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Harley91594 · 1 decade ago
I guess I'm still five then, I love my daddy! I don't want to get married though because I don't want to have kids.
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oursong · 1 decade ago
d'awwwww, thank you. c:
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HeLivesAgain · 1 decade ago
If only it was true!
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