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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 2:41pm UTC

No mom,its not me
[ THE TEACHER HONESTLY JUST HATES ME! ]
follow me, i follow back - love, jimmy365
(sorry for the re-post i forgot to add this before)

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 12:08pm UTC

when you cry
don't think it's because you are too weak,
it is most likely that you're crying because
you have been strong for too long♥
©livsbestfriendryan

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 1:14pm UTC

I'm not shy.
I'm just holding back my awesomeness
so I won't intimidate you.
follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365
format by:ThatsSoMeee :)

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BlackButterflies
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December 30, 2011 1:45am UTC

it takes an amazing amount of strength
to smile in the morning as if you didn't cry yourself to sleep the night before

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 2:10pm UTC

I'm not flirting.
I'm just being extra friendly with someone who is extra attractive.
follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 8:20am UTC

"Hi, can I help you?"
No, I waited in line for 15 minutes
just to say hi.

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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That one annoying relative
Who comments on everything you do on Facebook.
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tylerr
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 10:37pm UTC

days when you straight up hate everyone.

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singer23
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 10:02pm UTC

Seeing how much nail polish
you can chip off
before getting the remover
:)

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 11:53pm UTC

Not being able to finish a sentence
because you're laughing so hard about the ending.
nmf

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 11:56pm UTC

the death penalty:
killing people that kill people to show people that killing people is wrong.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 10:52pm UTC

Friend:You ask!
Me: No, you ask!
Friend:No, you ask!
Me:Fine. Excuse me, my friend would like to
ask you a question?
follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 10:01am UTC

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If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't
photo shop be illegal for models?
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Yuri
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 11:14pm UTC

Anyone else Lie in bed
making mental movies of perfect scenarios in life?

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yourebeautifulbabe
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 6:54pm UTC

If a guy pauses a video game just to text you back,
he's a keeper.♥

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alwaysella
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December 3, 2011 6:52pm UTC

It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someonewhen your heart still does.♥

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BabiiLovee
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 1:47am UTC

My Imaginary friend,
thinks you have serious problems..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Lindsey714
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 1:54am UTC

Me and your father are looking for condoms..any suggestions?
Trojan Max. Thin sensations
I meant to say condos!!!!!!!
Well thats preettty awkward.
I think you and your father need to have a talk.
Woops.
-nmf-

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omgitscierraxo
posted a quote
December 3, 2011 1:59am UTC

Teacher: Wheres your homework?
Student: Written in the stars.
Teacher: Wait where?
Student: A million miles away.
Teacher: Whats it about?
Student: A message to the main.
Teacher: It was supposed to be about seasons.
Student: Ohhh
Teacher: What do you know about seasons?
Student: Seasons come and go.
Teacher: OHHH i hate you!
Student: But i will never change.
Teacher detention now!
Student: And I'M ON MY WAY!

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