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1. omgitscierraxo
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   December 3, 2011 1:59am UTC
   Teacher: Wheres your homework?
   Student: Written in the stars.
   Teacher: Wait where?
   Student: A million miles away.
   Teacher: Whats it about?
   Student: A message to the main.
   Teacher: It was supposed to be about seasons.
   Student: Ohhh
   Teacher: What do you know about seasons?
   Student: Seasons come and go.
   Teacher: OHHH i hate you!
   Student: But i will never change.
   Teacher detention now!
   Student: And I'M ON MY WAY!
   
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2. omgitscierraxo
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   December 3, 2011 1:53am UTC
   And Fez is what keeps me watching The Thats so 70's show<3.
   
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3. omgitscierraxo
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   December 3, 2011 1:40am UTC
   I just want to go up and sit with those old people that just sit there all alone in restaurants sipping on the coffee, so depressing.
   
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4. omgitscierraxo
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   December 3, 2011 1:38am UTC
   Welcome to Witty Profiles where you can find a facebook status, vent, meet new friends, and make fun of Kim Kardashians Marriage.[;
   
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5. omgitscierraxo
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   December 3, 2011 1:32am UTC
   In middle school it seems like you loose more friends then you make..
   
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6. omgitscierraxo
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   December 3, 2011 1:29am UTC
   I just want to run away to California.
   
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7. omgitscierraxo
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   December 3, 2011 1:26am UTC
   Cheesy Pick up line #2: I know they say milk does the body good, but have much have you been drinking?!
   
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8. omgitscierraxo
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   December 3, 2011 1:24am UTC
   Cheesy Pick up line # 1-
   I'm not a pirate, but I
   Want cho' booty.(;
   
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9. omgitscierraxo
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   December 3, 2011 1:20am UTC
   Seriously, why does everyone hate Brandon Cyrus? I'm dying to know.
   
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10. omgitscierraxo
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    December 3, 2011 1:16am UTC
    If the waitress still gives her a coloring
    book, shes to young for you bro.
    
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11. omgitscierraxo
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    December 3, 2011 1:14am UTC
    If her barbie has bigger boobs than her, shes to young for you bro.
    
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12. omgitscierraxo
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    December 3, 2011 1:12am UTC
    Yes, I'll admit I cried with Jacob in Breaking Dawn<3.
    
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13. omgitscierraxo
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    December 3, 2011 1:09am UTC
    Dear Chris Drew,
    I know you don't know me and all but I suggest you show up at our wedding this Sunday.
    Love, You're future wife<3.
    
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14. omgitscierraxo
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    December 3, 2011 1:05am UTC
    That moment when you make your first quote and you feel L!k3 @ Bo$$.[;
    
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15. omgitscierraxo
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    December 3, 2011 1:02am UTC
    Smile, because life is a beautiful thing and there is so much to smile about - Marylynn Monroe
    It's crazy how even though Marylnn went through hell and back, she still managed to point out the wonderful things and life, and smile, I look up to her<3.
    
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