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  1. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 9:12pm UTC
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  2. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    STEVE FOLLOWED ME asdfghjkl;

  3. SecretSequin SecretSequin
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    Did you know?
    If you say
    "Raise Up Lights"
    you just said
    "Razor Blades"
    in an Austrailian accent
    [fav if you just tried]

  4. molliedancer molliedancer
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:46pm UTC
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  5. SWAGGIEExx SWAGGIEExx
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    11:11 Comes twice a day, Because everyone deserves a second chance(:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Meganbooxo Meganbooxo
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    never mistake my silence for my weakness,no one plans a murder out loud;)

  8. jayykayy_x* jayykayy_x*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:39am UTC
    LOST QUOTE #3
    "They never taught us
    The whole
    'Whisper in the ear thing'
    In med-school"
    -Jack Shephard
    (Format by defe4ted / My Quote)

  9. drunkengorilla1 drunkengorilla1
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:39am UTC
    That 70's Show
    Donna - "Wow, it's really cold."
    Eric - "Well, here take my jacket."

    Jackie - "Michael, I'm cold too.."
    Kelso - "Well daamn Jackie, I can't control the weather. "

  10. ukuleleplayer ukuleleplayer
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:39am UTC
    The akward moment
    when your boyfriend posts abunch of
    pictures with 2 other girls at 130 in the
    morning an your like
    Thats cool.

  11. volleyball07xoxo volleyball07xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:39am UTC
    Jack:You will not die, not here not tonight!
    Rose: I'm so cold.
    Jack:Promise me you'll survive?
    Rose: I promise.
    Spongebob: This movie is great Patrick!
    Patrick: *eating popcorn* Yeah,what a great day at the Goo Lagoon!

  12. BeccaWits BeccaWits
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:40am UTC
    Don't you just hate it when your mum shouts at you, when she tells you to eat something or when she tells you go to sleep? Don't you hate when your dad drags you camping. or when he wants to spend time with you when you just want to go out with your friend? If so...SHUT THE HECK UP! Some kids around the world don't have a mum to tell them to go eat or go to sleep so they can get some rest because their mum is forever gone and nothing can bring her back to them. Some kids don't have a dad who wants to spend time with them because he is no longer with them so whenever you think your folks are worst in the world, back up and think before you say something like,"I hate you! Get out of my life!" Spend as much time with them as you can because every second gone is a second you will never get and a second closer to death. Whenever you start to feel sorry for yourself because you aren't as popular as you would like to be at school, back up few seconds and remember like all the good things in you life like the fact you still have a roof over your head and every meal you get your food but most importanly, remember that you have both your parents and that's priceless. Make your parents smile as much you can, treat them right everyday and treat them like everyday is father's or mother's day because your mother carried you 9 months, hours of labour and you dad worked his butt of to make sure you have the best of the best in every thing. Next time they make you feel angry, remember they they only want what's best for you.

  13. BriBri27 BriBri27
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:40am UTC
    ONE DIRECTION <3
    FAV IF YOU LOVE THEM
    COMMENT IF YOU HATE THEM

  14. Jemma96 Jemma96
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 11:40am UTC
    Being GAY is fine
    Being BISEXUAL is fine
    Being TRANSGENDER is fine
    Being LESBIAN is fine
    Being STRAIGHT is fine
    You know what's not?
    Wearing crocs.
    What's worse?
    Wearing crocs AND SOCKS

  15. ImOnlyATeen ImOnlyATeen
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    me: I should go shower now. (five minutes pass)(another five pass)(ten minutes pass)(couple more minutes) someone: (goes into bathroom) me: wow f*ck you, i was JUST about to take a shower.

  16. _behind_these_green_eyes _behind_these_green_eyes
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    dad: Why are you getting all dressed up?
    me: I'm going on a date.
    dad: Honey, I'm sure your computer will like you no matter what you look like.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    I think I deserve a Oscar or a Grammy award
    for being the laziest human being to ever exist.

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:31am UTC
    The worst type of crying
    Is when your lips start to shake
    and tears build up quickly and fall
    fast.You're bent over or crouched
    trying to suck it in and not make any
    noise but it hurts too much to hold it
    in so you let out a yelp and a cry then
    comes the loss of breath which sucks
    because not only you're crying out loud
    but you think you sound dumb for not
    breathing too.
    It's just a mess...

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    here's to the kids who
    use their imagination to escape reality.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    shooting yourself with your
    fingers when you get frustrated.

:)

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