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1. jayykayy_x*
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2013 7:26am UTC
   Sometimes I wish I had a different life
   
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2. jayykayy_x*
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   March 17, 2013 5:13am UTC
   Mom: I don't care if you fail the test as long as you do your best!
   Me: *Fails test*
   Mom: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU UNGRATEFUL CHILD YOU COULD HAVE DONE SO MUCH BETTER YOU'RE GROUNDED FOREVER!
   
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3. jayykayy_x*
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2013 5:29am UTC
   give a little time to me
   or burn this out
   
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4. jayykayy_x*
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2012 5:03am UTC
   The Mayans probably thought
   Fetch was going to happen
   
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5. jayykayy_x*
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2012 2:11pm UTC
   This guy in my History class
   Said he wanted a picture of me
   So he can show Santa what he wants for Christmas
   I thought it was pretty sweet
   ♥
   
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6. jayykayy_x*
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2012 9:10am UTC
   I couldn't Imagine
   MY ♥ LIFE
   .
   Without
   { Music. }
   
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7. jayykayy_x*
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2012 5:21am UTC
   When the skies are looking
   BAD MY DEAR
   { AND YOUR HEARTS
   Lost all its Hope
   After Dawn there will be Sunshine
   And all the dust will go
   Skies will clear my darling
   I'll Wake Up With The
   One I Loved The Most
   And in the morning
   I'll make you up some
   TEA AND TOAST.
   Credit to Jade672 for the beautiful format
   
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8. jayykayy_x*
   posted a quote
   November 27, 2012 1:31pm UTC
   This girl in my english class thought a hickey was just a bruise
   So she went up to the teacher and said her arm was covered in hickeys
   You should have seen his face
   
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9. jayykayy_x*
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   November 22, 2012 3:07pm UTC
   Happy One Year Witty Anniversary To Me
   
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10. jayykayy_x*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    AND THEN EDWARD AND I
    CONTINUED BLISSFULLY
    Into this small
    » But perfect
    piece of our
    Forever.
    -Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
    
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11. jayykayy_x*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    "My Leg!!"
    .
    
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12. jayykayy_x*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 7:52am UTC
    Teacher: Hey Jayne, you should join the mathletes team, you're really good at math
    Me: But I can't join the mathletes team! It's social suicide!
    True Story
    
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13. jayykayy_x*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 10:34am UTC
    “It grabbed her neck and strangled her ‘til her face went blue!”
    “Stop it, Andreea. You’re scaring her.”
    “She ran into the forest and the evil ghost of Katherine Collins was never to be seen after that.”
    “It’s obvious you just made up that ending because Aimee told you not to scare me! I won’t get scared, Andreea. Tell me how it really ends!”
    “That’s enough for tonight, Tess. Look! It’s getting dark; you better get your costume on!”
    Tess walked up the creaky stairs reluctantly to get changed into her costume. When Tess had gone upstairs, Andreea and I discussed the Evil Ghost of Katherine Collins.
    “I don’t want you telling my five-year-old sister how that story ends! She won’t even understand it!”
    “I know but, it would be pretty cool seeing her terrified reaction!”
    An ear-piercing scream came from upstairs in Tess’s bedroom. Andreea and I ran up to see what had happened.
    “What is it, Tess?”
    “Look!”
    Scratched into the wall was a secret code:
    20-8-5
    7-8-15-19-20
    15-6
    11-1-20-8-5-18-9-14-5
    23-9-12-12
    8-1-21-14-20
    25-15-21
    20-15-14-9-7-8-20
    “What does it say? It’s just a bunch of numbers!”
    I began to scribble down some words on a piece of paper.
    “I think I know what it says.”
    “Oh. My. Gosh.”
    All Mine. Try and crack the code?
    
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14. jayykayy_x*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 5:00am UTC
    That One Guy
    that's always on your mind.
    His eyes.
    His smile.
    His Voice.
    It's all you ever think about.
    That one guy that you know you're in love with.
    What's His Name?
    format credit : ThatsSoMee
    
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15. jayykayy_x*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    And I just ran out of bandaids
    I don't even know where to start
    Demi Lovato - Fix A Heart
    
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16. jayykayy_x*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    my cousins live in Boston
    and I just realized
    they could live next to Steve
    without even knowing
    
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17. jayykayy_x*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    every friday.
    W on your hand.
    'Nuff Said
    
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18. jayykayy_x*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 12:45pm UTC
    We were playing possibly the most awesome game in school today.
    Teacher: Okay, It's Jayne against Caylee this time. Shout out the name of the celebrity I hold up a picture of.
    Me: *Wins all of them*
    Teacher: Okay, hard one. *Holds up picture of Zach Roerig*
    Me: MATT!
    Guess who lost that game because of the Vampire Diaries
    Anyone get it? A lot of you wont
    
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19. jayykayy_x*
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    August 28, 2012 7:02am UTC
    Lucky You, Aria! Most girls have to do their homework, you get to do the teacher.
    --A
    You know where this is from?
    
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20. jayykayy_x*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 5:57am UTC
    My sister and I trying to sleep at 4 in the morning
    Me: God, there's so many birds making noise outside
    Her: I think they're crows
    Me: Stupid crows
    Her: You a stupid crow, you a you a stupid crow
    True Story
    
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