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DuckAddictant
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 4:07pm UTC

I don't have OCD,
But when the teacher erases the board,,,
And ends up leaving a mark or two;
<<I go insane on the inside.
nmf/

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 3:37pm UTC

does anyone want my witty account?
I have 1765 followers and if you want your quotes to be seen by a lot of people and maybe get more top quotes then comment or fave this and ask for my password cause I still want my witty account to be in use but I don't really wanna use it. any takers? oh and I need to look at your quotes to make sure they are original and good. GO!
©livsbestfriendryan

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 3:12pm UTC

Today, at Starbucks,
when the lady asked me for my name I said Lord Voldemort. When the guy called out the name for the pickup, he said, "Lord Vol... He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?"
EPIC WIN.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lillyann_13
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 4:59pm UTC

fave;
if you're single.
comment;
if you're taken.
just curious. ♥

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pluto*
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 6:40pm UTC

And who else is
Going to be single on Valentines Day.♥

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 10:27pm UTC

Me & Guy Friend trying to plug in computer cords:
me: "ughh, there aren't enough holes for this!"
him: "... that's what she said."
me: "hahaha, stop it, we really need to finish this."
him: "... that's what she said."
me: "are you done yet?"
him: *cracks up laughing* "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
me: "okay, enough, this is getting painful."
him: *snort* " stop it, my cheeks are starting to hurt.
me: "... that's what she said"
format belongs to blackbutterflies ;)

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 7:39pm UTC

If taylor swift and bruno mars
went out and broke up
there would be some great
relashionship songs made.
♥

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Raisin cookies that look like
chocolate cookies, are the main reason I have trust issues.
nmf/nmq

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 5:30pm UTC

LOOK AT HER.
She's dying inside. She's so broken. Yet she manages to smile, and
pretend she's okay. No one will ever know the truth. Who she really
is. No one will ever see the scars, hear the sobs and the cries. No one
will read the quotes. The comments. Her Witty. Look at her. Everyone
thinks they know her, but in reality, she doesn't even know herself.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 10:56am UTC

When I was little
I only went on the computers for paint.

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neonbubbles
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 6:57pm UTC

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
what
nothing they just waved
oh
did you sea what I did there?
no
I'm shore you did.
how do you have friends?
don't be such a beach
tumblr.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
December 14, 2011 4:07pm UTC

not even the best artist
in the world
could capture the beauty of the girl reading this quote

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
December 14, 2011 4:16pm UTC

oh I'm sorry,
I didn't realise the middle of my sentence was interupting the beginning of yours.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 4:11pm UTC

If lessons were taught as songs,
my grades would be 100x better.
NFM/FMQ

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 2:06pm UTC

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN VENTING AND BEGGING FOR ATTENTION

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 3:24pm UTC

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tylerr
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 3:53pm UTC

unfollowing and following spree.
yeah, so i'm gonna look through the people i'm following and unfollow the ones with quotes i'm not really into.
that sounds mean lol. but i just want to follow people with quotes i can "relate" to, so don't be offended if i unfollow you.
haha, yeah. but - i do wanna follow a few more people after that, so favorite/comment this and i'll check out your quotes? c:

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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
December 10, 2011 5:27pm UTC

Who else thinks
A WittyProfiles summer camp would be the best thing on Earth?

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