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  1. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    Too ugly to date attractive people,
    Too attractive to date ugly people.

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    i just want to go to
    a coffee shop
    on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
    and have an attractive stranger around my age say
    “I’ll have one of those too, please”
    and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
    and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
    but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
    I find teenagers taking pictures
    of their orders with their iPhones
    and middle aged women wearing
    yoga pants..

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC
    I think old fashioned is cute.
    I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
    someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
    should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
    guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
    been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
    their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

  4. Lil_lamb Lil_lamb
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2015 2:22am UTC
    kinda wanna do yoga and eat berries and take bubble baths
    kinda wanna do tequila shots and smoke cigarettes and kiss strangers
    kinda wanna lay in bed all day and watch netflix

  5. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2014 3:38pm UTC
    “We assume the really serious changes in our lives happen slowly, over time but it’s not true.The big stuff happens in an instant. Becoming an adult, becoming a parent.Sometimes you don’t even know anything’s changed. You think you’re still you and your life is still your life. But you wake up one day and you look around and you dont recognize anything, not anything at all.”
    grey's anatomy

  6. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 3:11pm UTC
    Scooby Doo taught us that
    the real monsters are
    humans. . . and if that isn't
    deep, I don't know what is.

  7. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2014 3:22pm UTC
    I watch the night
    turn light blue
    BUT
    it's not the same
    without you.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 2:02am UTC
    “So stop waiting for Fridays, and stop waiting for summers, and stop waiting for someone to fall in love with you, because those things will happen. But in the meantime, enjoy right now.”

  9. Buzz_LightYear Buzz_LightYear
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2015 8:38pm UTC
    I met this girl named Ana
    She's pretty, thin, and tall.
    She had the smallest frame I've seen
    and not a single flaw.
    I met this girl named Ana
    She introduced herself today.
    She seems so very nice.
    She says she wants to stay.
    I know this girl named Ana.
    She's so perfect and it's true.
    I'm so fat compared to her,
    But she'll make me skinny too.
    I'm friends with this girl named Ana.
    I've started eating less.
    And hating the person in the mirror.
    My life's become a mess.
    My best friend is this girl named Ana.
    I want her to always stay.
    All my other friends have left
    But she will never stray.
    The only one I listen to is Ana.
    She's so smart and full of advice.
    I'm starting to get smaller.
    My health is my only sacrifice.
    I'm scared of this girl named Ana.
    I can't get her out of my head.
    It finally occurred to me
    that Ana wants me dead.
    I hate this girl named Ana
    She makes my life a hell.
    Someone please hear my silent screams
    because she won't let me tell.
    My worst enemy is this girl called Ana.
    She's a demon in my head.
    She seemed so nice at first,
    But I was so misled.
    I'm prisoner to this girl called Ana.
    I'm captive to her will.
    I can't help but do what she says.
    How can I be so fat still?
    My murderer is this girl named Ana.
    She starved me to my grave.
    My heart finally stopped beating.
    I just couldn't continue to be brave.
    This is about a girl named Ana.
    She'll starve you to the grave.
    If you ever meet her,
    you should be afraid.
    Anna shows no mercy.
    She'll take your life away.
    If you give her the chance,
    in your head she'll stay.

  10. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    The ocean is a beautiful thing
    it can be calm and gentle
    soothing your worries
    erasing your fears.
    And then,
    when you're least expecting it,
    it can turn wild and raging,
    pulling you under,
    leaving you without air.
    The ocean is a beautiful thing.
    Kind of like you.

  11. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 10:36am UTC
    have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out
    so you just stare blankly into space
    while feeling your heart break into pieces

  12. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2014 10:05pm UTC
    Genie, you're free

  13. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    You hear a noise.
    It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

  14. bethonmeth bethonmeth
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2014 12:10pm UTC
    " We cannot solve our problems with the same
    mindset thinking we used when
    we created them "
    ~Albert Einstein

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Silent classroom with 100+ students taking a test
    My stomach: I will now demonstrate the sound of a dying humpback whale.

  16. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Horror movies are always so stereotypicial. They're always in abandoned houses, hostpials/asylums, and hotels.
    You know where I want to see a horror movie take place?
    Walmart.
    "Cleanup on isle 13."
    "But there is no isle 13..."
    mq/©iridescentstorm

  17. OreoLover OreoLover
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    *Drake and Josh; Season 3, Episode 5*
    Drake: I think Dad has a problem
    Josh: I got him that dandruff shampoo.
    Drake: Not a dandruff problem, Josh! A woman problem!
    Josh:
    Drake:
    Josh: Dad has cramps?
    lmao! :D

  18. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Bully: You're asking for it , do you wanna mouth full of fist ?!
    Me: Do you want a butt full of foot ?!
    Bully: .....
    Dad: Sweetie , you're sister's going away , go say bye !
    Me: Pip pip doodly doo !
    Dad: .....
    Brother: I just got you 1D tickets !
    Me: HUG ME BROTHA !!!!!
    Brother: ....
    Mom: You didn't do the dishes like you told me ?!
    Me: Are you calling me a liar ?!
    Mom: Well I ain't calling you a truther !
    Me: ...this is why I love you.
    nmf/
    all mine♥

  19. TVQuotes TVQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Drake and Josh #2
    Drake: Last week Josh challenged me to see who could hold his breath the longest.
    Josh: We had this contest to see who could hold their breath longer. After two minutes..
    Drake: I won.
    Josh: I lost...consciousness.
    Drake: I was breathing through my nose the whole time.
    follow me, I'll follow back @TVQuotes

  20. ImNeverGivingUp ImNeverGivingUp
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    Drake and Josh
    Josh: *Hanging from a roof* I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten! He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad! [looks up] Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now!
    Walter: Josh?
    Josh: SHELDON!?

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