How to reply to pick up lines
Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine.
Man: So, what's your sign?
Woman: No Entry
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Good, please go away.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day.
Woman: Go-to-hell
Man: I've changed my mind...
Woman: Excellent, so does the new one work better?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a Female Impersonator.
Man: Hey there, haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes, and that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Do you think I'll lose my looks as I get older
Woman: With luck, yes
Man: Shall I put the TV on?
Woman: Well it would certainly improve the view in here...
Man: You know, I've been asked to get married over a hundreds times.
Woman: Yeah, but your parents don't count...