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jjayx5

Status: My 164 followers are the best! I love you all(:

Member Since: 26 Apr 2009 09:50am

Last Seen: 12 Aug 2014 10:37pm

Birthday: June 16

Gender: F

user id: 74598

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  1. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Where do 5 gay guys walk?
    in One Direction♥
    Format credit MyWittyProfile

  2. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Ghetto people are always naming their kids after stuff they can't afford. Mercedes, Diamond, Bentley, Child Support.

  3. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Girls fall in love with what they hear,
    Boys fall in love with what they see,
    That's why girls wear makeup and boys lie.

  4. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Good things don't end unless they end badly.

  5. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    ACHOO!
    Bless you.
    ACHOO!
    Bless you.
    ACHOO!
    Bless you...
    ACHOO!
    I'm done.
    ACHOO!
    ENOUGH DAMNIT.

  6. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 11:47am UTC
    One day you’re gonna want her.
    That girl that knew she wasn’t perfect, but tried to be for you. That girl who wanted nothing more than to be there for you, and loving you was the only way she could. The girl who sees your flaws, but values them as much as your strengths. That girl who still can’t bring herself to hate you, even though sometimes you probably deserve it. The girl that should have you, but doesn’t.

  7. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    Who else hates
    how their voice
    sounds on recordings?

  8. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2011 10:39am UTC
    you cant just walk in with a banana
    a n d e x p e c t e v e r y t h i n g t o b e p e a c h e s ~Pauly D

  9. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 11:24am UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 3:11pm UTC
    When your writing and your pencil flies across the room

  11. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 3:40pm UTC
    Today, I was driving home from my friends
    and I saw a license plate that said
    IB6 UB9
    Best license place ever? I think so.

  12. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 6:19pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    *TEXTING*
    You- HEYY!!!!!! :D
    Friend- hi.
    Shitt what did I do this time
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  13. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 11:51am UTC
    Thank you hand sanitizer
    for showing me that I have a cut

  14. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 5:19pm UTC
    Starting the year with 17948 pencils
    ---->and ending the year with one

  15. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2010 10:57am UTC
    That one song you love
    That seems to never get played on the radio

  16. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 5:59pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    We are aware you have boobs
    Now put them away
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  17. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 9:06pm UTC
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
    HA HA YOU FLiNCHED
    no sh*t you almost hit me in the face
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•○
    NOT MY LAYOUT

  18. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 7:55pm UTC
    when you sext
    do you get a phoner? ♥

  19. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 6:56pm UTC
    That popcorn seed that gets stuck in the back of your throat
    that makes you hack unattractively

  20. jjayx5 jjayx5
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2010 4:49pm UTC
    In the winter,
    I put my phone in my Ugg
    In the summer,
    I put it in my bra :)©

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