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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 6:07pm UTC

That awkward moment when you snapchat the wrong person....

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Bec*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 10:24pm UTC

Falling in love with a band is like:
Hey I like their music
Let me go though their tumblr tag
Oh the members are pretty cool
Now I follow them on Twitter
How about I memorize their birthdays
& watch every interview ever
haha inside fandom jokes
I'm just gonna re-blog every picture of them
crying because you can't get concert tickets
not knowing what you're doing with your life.

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BandG33k
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 7:40pm UTC

guys; why do girls worry so much about their weight. its so annoying.
guys; ew fat chicks

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 7:52pm UTC

Me: Horton hears a huh?
Me: Horton hears a what?
Me: Horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
Person: Horton hears nothing! Horton is as dead as this joke!
Me: Horton hears a hater

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Starve self → Eat
↑ ↓
Hate self ← Cut
It's just a simple cycle.

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 6:38pm UTC

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house, not a sound was heard
except the c l i c k of a mouse

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 6:03pm UTC

If you've never cried over a
celebrity, fictional character, or anything else of that type...
you haven't lived

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Everyone from my town on FB: I found this cool website, Tumblr!
Everyone from my town on FB: If you have a Tumblr, follow mee!!!1!!
Everyone from my town on FB: WAIT, STOP WITH TUMBLR, I FOUND THIS OTHER WEBSITE WITTYPROFILES
Everyone from my town on FB: I made a Witty- follow me! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Everyone from my town on FB: How do u witty???
Everyone from my town on FB: I LOVE WITTTY!!! WITTY 4 EVURRR!
Everyone from my town on FB: Like this if you wanna share an account!! xoxoxoxo
Me: No
Me: Can you not
Me: Stop.
Me: No nononon0n00n0n0aroiah STOP NO
Me: you don't belong on the internet
Me: Go back to taking selfies
Me: I need you guys to leave
Me: You're ruining the fun
Me: You all suck.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 5:52pm UTC

Ken: I love you, Barbie...
Barbie: ...
Ken: ...
Barbie: ....
Ken: Don't you love me too??
Barbie: Well... have you seen the One Direction dolls?!

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 4:54pm UTC

If I'm a sarcastic a//hole with you
it's either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
or I really hate you and don't care if you know it
Good luck figuring that one out

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 5:25pm UTC

please either stop being so attractive or make out with me its your choice.

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Skimrande
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 6:17pm UTC

My mom: Becky (my sister), are you in a bad mood?
Me: No, that's just her personality, remember?
My sister: Like your personality is so much better.
Me: My personality is amazing.
My sister: Yeah, I guess it has to be since you're so ugly.
My mom: How would you like it if someone called you ugly?
My sister: I'd be like, "Wow, you think I'm ugly? You should see my sister!"
Well, played, sis. Well played.

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 5:09pm UTC

me: i really can't stay
witty: but baby its social outside

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 4:00pm UTC

yeah, there's plenty of fish in the sea...
but there's also sharks, seaweed, and toxic waste.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 3:47pm UTC

the only acceptable duck face is
when you have two Pringles chips in your mouth to make a duck face.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 3:49pm UTC

mom: do the dishes.
me: i can't, i'm ugly.

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pluto*
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Everyone, at one point in their lives, has been hit in the face with a ball.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 3:51pm UTC

disney should make a princess that's
obsessed with boy bands so we can feel beautiful.

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 9:50am UTC

Witty used to be a place,
that I could escape to. It was filled with girls who used to do the same.
But now, I'm not saying everyone but this site is just getting filled with rude,
judgemental b*tches. I used to go on witty to escape my real life but now I can't
share my opinion without getting hate? I'm not being rude, I'm sharing my opinion.
But Merry Christmas to the few nice people left on this site ♥ If you're one of
the people being hateful to others, maybe you should start thinking before
you say that stuff to someone. Calling someone that one name that you
thought was okay, might just push them over the edge.

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 12:34pm UTC

I must admit,
I miss all the people I d r i f t e d away from.
I JUST HATE HOW I'M NO LONGER
cLOse wITH aNYOne
who I once thought was going to stay in my life
FOR A LONG TIME.
It's like we don't exist to,
eachother anymore. ♥ Who knew that
WE'D END UP THIS WAY ?

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