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britany*
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 9:20pm UTC

I need to ask you guys something..
I WANT YOU GUYS TO BE TOTALLY HONEST WITH ME.. THINGS MY BE AWKWARD BETWEEN A FEW
OF THIS, BUT I JUST WANT YOU GUYS TO KNOW HOW I FEEL. I'VE KEPT THIS IN FOR A WHILE
NOW..BUT IT'S TIME TO BE STRAIGHT UP, AND CONFRONT YOU. I HOPE THIS DOESNT RUIN THE
RELATIONSHIP SOME OF US HAVE, OR WILL HAVE. I JUST NEED TO KNOW AND I DON'T THINK
THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO GET OVER IT IF I DON'T. I WANT YOU GUYS TO TELL ME TRUTHFULLY,
I WANT AND NEED YOUR HONEST OPINION.. COKE OR PEPSI?

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OliviaBaceex
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 4:18pm UTC

Teacher: I am beautiful. What tense is this?
Me: Obvisouly past

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OhComeOn
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 5:05pm UTC

One time, I woke up and put the jeans that I had worn the day before, back on. I walked over to the full length mirror, and screamed, and then collapsed on the floor. I yelled "I've dislocated my knee!!" in panic and braced myself for the pain. Except there was no pain and it was not my bone sticking out. It was a sock still in my trouser leg from the day before. Mum came rushing up stairs in fear. Wow. Awkward.

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briheard123
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 5:22pm UTC

"Be strong."
I whispered to my wifi signal.

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awesomeness...*
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 9:38pm UTC

mom: can you get butter,sugar,milk,and flour?
me: sure
me: butter,sugar,milk,flour. butter,sugar,milk,flour,butter...........
me: *arrives at the store*
me: *gets things*
me: *goes to the cashier*
me: how much for the soda,cookies,chips, and the honeybun??

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RingoStar
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 9:05am UTC

I W o u l d L o v e t o B u t . . .
• I want to spend more time with my blender.
• The man on television told me to say tuned.
• It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
• I'm building a pig from a kit.
• I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
• There's a disturbance in the Force.
• I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
• I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
• I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
• I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
• My plot to take over the world is thickening.
• I have to fulfill my potential.
• It's too close to the turn of the century.
• I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
• I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
• I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
• I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
• I'm trying to be less popular.
• I have to study for a blood test.
• I have to rotate my crops.
• I prefer to remain an enigma.
• I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.

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AEleanore
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 8:43pm UTC

SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS AND
THIS HAPPENED
GUY: hey
GIRL:
GUY: HEY
GIRL: what?
GUY: you know, there should be a warning sign on my d/ck
GIRL: excuse me?
GUY: yeah, it should say choking hazard *high fives bro*
GIRL: isn't that a label they put on small objects?

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 3:31pm UTC

To all the students who drop out and
failed high school:
Remember two things,
1.You tried your best.
2.I don't like onions on my Big Mac.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 4:56pm UTC

You're single?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahah hahaha haha ha
me too...

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 2:14pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Halo Angel1*
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 9:56pm UTC

Most moms had a baby.
Congrats mom, you had a Princess

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 5:56am UTC

Person: Heey! we havent talked in a long time!
Me: ...O.O Its been a long time 4 a reasonnn...

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kelslovesyuhh
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 10:01am UTC

if your die in an elevator
be sure to push the up button

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akzy786
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 11:02am UTC

Me: Im So Hungry
Sister: Didn't You Jus Eat?
Me:Yeah....so?

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cookie_monster_emzz
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 12:47pm UTC

im going to change my password to "incorrect",
so whenever i forget it, the computer will say:
"your password is incorrect"

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Gryffindor123
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 1:46pm UTC

Me: I'm not going to fave my own quote.
Me:
Witty:
Me:
Fave button:
Me:
Unicorn:
Me:
Abraham Lincoln:
Everyone:
Me: HAHA NO YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M GONNA FAVE IT, CAUSE THEN OTHER PEOPLE WILL FAVE IT, AND I'LL BE WITTY FAMOUS, AND I'LL BE LOVED, SO I GOTTA FAVE IT, I GOTTA...I must.

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Jyeismine
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 2:18pm UTC

My ex : YOU WERE A MISTAKE.
Me : Oh shut up, who are you? my parents?

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ForeverDreaminggg
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 3:06pm UTC

I hate how chocolate immediately melts in my fingers.
Im mean seriously, am i that hot?!

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 4:03pm UTC

naps are tricky little devils because
you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you're in

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