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briheard123

1. briheard123
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2013 4:10pm UTC
   It's funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
   
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2. briheard123
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   May 29, 2013 12:42pm UTC
   Never make eye contact while
   eating a banana.
   
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3. briheard123
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   May 28, 2013 11:14pm UTC
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4. briheard123
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   May 28, 2013 5:22pm UTC
   "Be strong."
   I whispered to my wifi signal.
   
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5. briheard123
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   May 28, 2013 12:11pm UTC
   At the end of the day, you
   can either focus on what's
   tearing you apart or
   what's keeping you
   together.
   
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6. briheard123
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2013 11:58am UTC
   My life.
   My choices.
   My mistakes.
   My lessons.
   not your business.
   
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7. briheard123
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   May 28, 2013 11:53am UTC
   There is no sexy way to run with a
   backpack...it's more of a weird gallop
   that causes the bag to furiously hump
   your back and butt
   
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8. briheard123
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2013 11:48am UTC
   THIS IS A TEST IF YOU CAN
   READ THIS
   I BET YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO IN A MINUTE
   IT IS VERY HARD
   I BET YOU CAN'T
   BYE
   
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9. briheard123
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2013 11:37am UTC
   1. i need to tell you a secret. look at 5
   2. the answer is look at 11
   3. don't get mad look at 15
   4. calm down don't be mad look at 13
   5. first look at 2
   6. don't be that angry look at 12
   7. i just wanted to say i love you
   8. what i wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
   9. be patient look at 4
   10.this is the last time i'm going to do this. look at 7
   11. i hope your not mad when i say look at six
   12. sorry look at 8
   13. don't get mad look at 10
   14. i don't know how to say this but look at 3
   15. you must be really mad look at number 9
   
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10. briheard123
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 11:22am UTC
    Enjoy life
    :)
    there's plenty time to be dead
    
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11. briheard123
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    May 28, 2013 11:19am UTC
    You know that tingly little feeling you get when you
    like someone?
    That's common sense leaving your
    body.
    
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12. briheard123
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 2:34am UTC
    Unfortunately,my
    daydreams of being
    skinny are interrupted
    by the sound of my
    own chewing.
    
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13. briheard123
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    May 28, 2013 2:04am UTC
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14. briheard123
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    May 28, 2013 1:49am UTC
    When people cut you down or talk behind your back,remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you.
    
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15. briheard123
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 1:42am UTC
    Shoot for the Moon.
    even if you miss, you'll land among the stars...
    Where you will be forced
    to drift aimlessly farther
    into the vast, empty
    abyss of space until a lack
    of food, water, and
    oxygen causes you to
    succumb to death's cold
    embrace.
    SWEET DREAMS,KID.
    
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16. briheard123
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 1:30am UTC
    True story:
    one night the electricity went out. I
    decided to draw. so I got a candle, a
    pencil, and a piece of paper. while I
    drawing, my hair fell on the candle. I
    smelled something burning, then I
    realized that my hair was on fire. my
    family was in the living room, and I
    was in the kitchen, so they didn't
    didn't know my hair was on fire.
    when I realized my hair was on fire
    the first thought that came to my
    head was I don't was to lose my
    hair! then I just flinged my head up
    and down for 10 minutes until my
    neck hurt like crazy. my hair
    smelt burned for 3 days. yeah, a bad
    time for me.
    
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17. briheard123
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    May 28, 2013 1:13am UTC
    All my life i thought air was free........until i bought a bag of chips.
    
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18. briheard123
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    May 28, 2013 1:05am UTC
    Hi. My sister does covers on youtube so could you please search her on youtube? All you have to do is type in Kayleigh Heard on youtube. She really wants to get famous and she has a really good voice. It would really mean alot to me and her. Thankyou and goodbye. :)
    
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19. briheard123
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    my mom talking in her sleep:
    sister: Mom? where's my car keys?
    mom:In the baby garage at the supermarket blanket.
    
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20. briheard123
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    May 27, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    just so u know i have a twin. his name is james. i'm one minute older than him.
    
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