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  1. MyChemicalRomanceFans MyChemicalRomanceFans
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 4:39am UTC
    Don't ever let the media tell you what your body is supossed to look like, you are beautiful the way you are.
    Stay beautiful, and keep it ugly ♥
    ~Gerard Way

  2. MyChemicalRomanceFans MyChemicalRomanceFans
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Interviewer: So all of you are married now?
    Everybody: *nods*
    Gerard: Yeah, me and Frankie have kids.
    Interviewer: I didn't know you two were married.
    *Frankie and Gerard smile*
    Frerard <3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. MyChemicalRomanceFans MyChemicalRomanceFans
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:00am UTC
    *MCR talking about
    Ghost Of You Video*
    Gerard: We screened the video in our bus and, a friend of ours, I'm not gonna mention his name cause you know... He was a man *Gerard and the rest of MCR starts laughing* he was just weeping and he was really, really angry with Ray, for not being able to save Mikey.
    Ray: I'll never be able to live that down
    Mikey: Yeah..Watch it
    Ray: *laughs* Watch me fail!
    *everyone starts cracking up*

  5. MyChemicalRomanceFans MyChemicalRomanceFans
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    Gerard Way Facts #1
    His favorite animal is the gazelle
    I'm just going to be posting random facts like these, ok? :}

  6. ZebraaxLovee ZebraaxLovee
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:43am UTC
    Ed Sheeran♥
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  7. 13andFearless 13andFearless
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 9:42am UTC
    *When one direction have kids*
    Liam: sorry i haven't been on, danielle was in labour to long! cant blieve im a father, officially daddy directioner :) will do a twitcam later i promise xx
    Niall: What the craic? ima dad now! such a sick day at the hospital...gonna go fin something t eat
    Zayn: In life theres always a time when you look at something so beautiful and inspiring you jst cant believe it :)
    Louis: Great feeling to be a parent! eleanors doing ok, cant wait for evryone to meet the baby!!
    Harry: Did you know ostriches lay eggs
    ~Not mine

  8. katiebug1115 katiebug1115
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    *At a One Direction concert*
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Normal Directioners: Oh my gosh! I found Paul!!
    Me: Oh!!!!!!! My!!!!!!! Gosh!!!!!! I found Josh Devine!!!!!!!!! I love you Josh!!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Format by Laura001

  9. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    You Say: We Say:
    -What's Up? -Vas Happenin?
    -LOL -LNL
    -I only need one man -I need five
    -It's a pigeon -OMG! It's Kevin!
    -I have 2 boyfriends -Please, I have 5
    -I like Mcdonalds -NANDOS!
    -OMG! -OMD! (oh my direction!)
    -Obsessed -Dedicated
    -There are 2 R's in Terrance -There are 6 R's in Terrrrrrance
    -Crazy -Directioner
    ONE DIRECTION♥

  10. moonbeampie moonbeampie
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    *teacher calls name on roll*
    normal people:Here!
    me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
    *sends email*
    normal people: logs out.
    me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
    *arrives early to event*
    normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
    me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
    *somebody was mean to me*
    normal people: argues, then forgets it.
    me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
    *remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
    normal people: *laughs*
    me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

  11. henrythebeast henrythebeast
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Wife:I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear.
    Husband:Kitchen...Bathroom....Living room..

  12. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    I'm 17 years old
    && I have a 4 year old daughter.
    .............
    I adopted her

    D o n ' t y o u f e e l b a d f o r j u d g i n g ?

  13. live2love2write live2love2write
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when I realize Louis Tomlinson's butt costs more than my house
    for good reasons ;)

  14. xstaybeautiful xstaybeautiful
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    On Twitter,
    Harry, Louis, Liam and Niall all have the standard background.
    Zayn has one of himself. ;)

  15. wittyonedirection wittyonedirection
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    I can't ♥ be the
    only
    one who watches
    ♥ the I carly episode with
    One Direction
    OVER & OVER AGAIN.

    nmf

  16. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    When l grow up,
    I want to be married to him
    be Mrs. Tomlinson-payne-malik-styles-horan.

  17. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    Harry: "I'm not a very good actor..."
    Interviewer: "Really?"
    Harry: "Did you see iCarly?"
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  18. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    Last night,
    I went to the 1D concert.
    When they had the slide show telling us
    that 1D were gonna be on in 60 seconds, I realised
    it was the longest 60 seconds of my entire life.
    When they came on and started singing I realised one thing.
    They're pictures aren't photoshopped and they're voices aren't autotuned.

  19. Mariam* Mariam*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    Spongebob: hey patrick, are you mad too?
    Patrick: yeah!
    Spongebob: why are you mad?
    Patrick: i can't see my forehead!
    fb/nmf

  20. theycallmeadriana theycallmeadriana
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    That awkward when you yawn and your eyes water, but everyone thinks you're crying.
    -____-

:)

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