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  1. AshleyyMariee AshleyyMariee
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    So I met this kid today and this is how our conversation went.
    Him: Hey cutie. c;
    Me: thanks, but you're cute. c:
    Him: thanks, but you're cuter. c;
    Me: lol, nahh.
    Him: You single?
    Me: yupp, are you?
    Him: yep :/ sadly
    Me: I hate being single.
    Him: me too, do you think we could change that?
    Me: I don't know..
    Him: ohhhhh
    Me: yeah..
    Him: you are really cute c; like super duper cute
    Me: lmfao, thank you. c':
    Him: welcome c: when I first saw you, I was stunned. <3.
    Me: really?
    Him: yes (:
    Me: c:
    Him: I like you.
    Me: really?
    Him: yep c: its like umm like at first sight
    Me: ahh, I see.
    Him: yeah
    Me: so how are you?
    Him: great c:
    Me: that's good to hear!
    Him: cuz I met you c:
    Me: d'awwwh. c':
    Him: hahah c:
    Me: soooo..when's your birthday?
    Him: August 19th.
    Me: ahh, that's soon!
    Him: I know. :D
    Me: well happy early birthday!
    Him: thanks.
    Me: yupppp. c:
    Him: what are you gonna get me? c:
    Me: hmmm, I don'tknow. What do you want?
    Him: You :D <33.
    Me: oh stop it. c':
    Him: it's true <3
    Me: really?
    Him: yes
    *I really hope he doesn't have a witty. lol.
    **I thought this was so cute. :3
    ***Sorry it's so long...

  2. behindthesehazel_eyes behindthesehazel_eyes
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    I JUST HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT
    MYSELF

  3. behindthesehazel_eyes behindthesehazel_eyes
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    Me: You know nothing about my love life
    Mom: Yes I do
    Me: No, you really dont
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom
    Me: What if Im actually married and pregnant?
    Mom & Sister: HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
    Me: ... ouch
    nmf, true story...

  4. BriBri27 BriBri27
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUA'A
    ~ High School Musical 2
    Remember that?

  5. behindthesehazel_eyes behindthesehazel_eyes
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    &Whenever Im mad,
    I just put in my headphones and ignore everything
    Because if I say what my feelings want me to
    I'll just get myself into more trouble
    n m f

  6. Cazima* Cazima*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    When you ask witty
    a question but all you
    get is favs.

  7. vanessacp3 vanessacp3
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    ✽ ✾ ✿ ❀ ❁ ❃ ❋
    And who else loved wearing their mom's heals when they were little?!
    ✽ ✾ ✿ ❀ ❁ ❃ ❋
    Cookiedoughformats

  8. CornStar CornStar
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    Every book you've ever read
    is just a different combination of 26 letters..

  9. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 10:10am UTC
    You flirting: "Heyy cutie, wanna hang?"
    Me flirting: "You're insecure, don't know what for.."
    I think we all know who gets the girl..(;

  10. HabibaTQ HabibaTQ
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    and if you know any of these bands/artists ;
    Europe
    Led Zeppelin
    Queen
    Pink Floyd
    The Who
    Def Leppard
    Scorpions
    Deep Purple
    AC/DC
    Van Halen
    Jimmi Hendrix
    Skid Row
    Whitesnake
    Aerosmith
    The Rolling Stones
    The Beatles
    Bee Gees
    The All-American Rejects
    Elvis
    Leona Lewis
    Micheal Jackson
    Paloma Faith
    Demi Lovato
    Elton John
    Stevie Wonder
    Guns n Roses
    The Doors
    R.E.M
    Motley Crue
    Dire Straights
    Carlos Santana
    Muse
    Rainbow
    YOU. ARE. FRICKIN.
    AWESOME ;D

  11. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    Obtuse
    Rubber goose
    Green moose
    Guava juice
    Giant snake
    Birthday cake
    Large fries
    Chocolate shake!!!
    Remember this? ;)

  12. nnotoveryou_ nnotoveryou_
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    I once had a
    life,
    but then I met
    Witty... ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 10:32am UTC
    2008: Must like every page on Facebook.
    2012: Must unlike every page on Facebook.

  14. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Shark. Bait.
    HOO HA HA

  15. ineedyou_xo ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Who remembers
    Caylee Anthony?
    she would have been turning seven on August 9.
    Rest in peace Caylee Marie♥

  16. PaytonSawyer PaytonSawyer
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
    Neville Longbottom taught us that you should always believe in yourself, no matter what. You can do anything you set your mind to. Do not let anyone tell you that you can't.
    Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger taught us that no matter what, to stick by your friends side. It doesn't matter what happens, stick by them.
    Fred and George Weasley taught us that you need a laugh even in the darkest of times, and that family will be with you, in life and in death. Always.
    Ginny Weasley taught us that if you love someone, never ever give up on them.
    Molly Weasley taught us to treat others as if they were family, no matter what the circumstances may be.
    Arthur Weasley taught us it's okay to be different.
    Sirius Black taught us that best friends can be the most important thing in your life. Never underestimate their abilities.
    Severus Snape taught us that if you truly love someone, tell them. Don't live in silence. Also to have courage and put faith in the right people.
    Albus Dumbledore taught us that family will always be there for you, but friends may not. Courage is key. Do not underestimate it.
    Lord Voldemort taught us that you need love. You can amount to nothing if you do not have it.
    And last of all, Harry Potter taught us that family doesn't need to be next to you to be with you. Trust your friends and most of all, love with all your heart.
    nmf/ my quote
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌

  17. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    Q. Is Witty really for ages 13 and over?
    A. Technically, yes. For people under 13 I would need to collect all sorts of “permission slips” to comply with COPPA.
    (From Steve's tumblr page.)
    So to anyone who biitched me out about my quote about 12 year olds and younger on witty, please learn your facts before you blow up on me and comment hate. Okay? Thanks.

  18. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    So uh,
    I've seen more hate about the hate on Witty
    than the hate on Witty..

  19. beelynng beelynng
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    What people think being a triplet is like:
    OMG guys, let's hang out and read each other's minds and be best friends!!
    What it's really like:
    "You're ugly!"
    "...you just insulted yourself."
    I still love my brothers, though.

  20. Armydaughter Armydaughter
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    ♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥
    I have three sides.
    1.The quiet side
    2.The fun and crazy side
    3.The side you never want to see

:)

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