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_broken615_
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 7:49pm UTC

When a girl says
"I'll be ready in 5 minutes!" she's using the
same time scale as when a guy says
"THE GAME
HAS 5
MINUTES
LEFT!"

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subtlysam
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 7:52pm UTC

you'll never feel her pain,
so why must you
judge?

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michbart4
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 4:10pm UTC

Instead of storing blood, the uterus should just
store snacks &like once a month you'll
get a bag of chips or something

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 6:36pm UTC

I always say I hate how girls where revealing tops, short shorts, yoga pants, and bikinis.
But truth is, if I had the body to pull it off, I'd be just like those girls.

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ourmememories
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 7:39pm UTC

I wonder if you ever
just stop and think
"Man, I miss her."

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cassidawn
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 3:05pm UTC

Me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
Parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
Parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
Me: *putting shoes on*
Parents: GOSH DARN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU, YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
#JustSaying

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ThatHotGuyLili
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Hey, I lost my teddy bear...
Can I cuddle with you tonight?

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 3:33pm UTC

Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together,
Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll

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sammy*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Don't keep running back to the one
person
that you need to walk away from.

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 7:02pm UTC

If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cr.acked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jai.lbird phase, you can make it through today.

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asianmayonnaise
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 7:38pm UTC

What's the difference betweeen a Ferarri and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Carry on.

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Ralph*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 9:53pm UTC

The worst things in life come free to us.
(Public School)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Alaska Young*
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 3:56pm UTC

Hi there, I didn't mean to interupt your scrolling I just want you to say that you are beauitful

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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TheWeirdKid
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 3:10pm UTC

Life is tough.
(but so are you)
☆

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 3:28pm UTC

We're only strangers filled with
MEMORIES ♥

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 3:06pm UTC

I get so awkward and don't know what to say when someone compliments me. It's like:
Person: you look good today
Me: happy christmas

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 3:11pm UTC

Last night I was seriously so close to actually killing myself.
My older siblings were gone out with friends, and my dad was out picking up my little brother from his friend's house. I was alone. I had written a goodbye quote on Witty (which I've now deleted). We have this big coat-hanger kind of thing, and I managed to drag it to my room. I had rope, I put it around my neck and tied it to the coat hanger while standing on a chair. All I needed to do was step off the chair and I'd be gone. But I didn't. I stood there for 5 minutes before untying the rope and getting down. I stayed up all night thinking about it.. I still don't know why I didn't just let myself hang when I had the chance.

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