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yourcool
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October 22, 2012 5:53pm UTC

things that make me fall asleep real fast:
- when someone hums quietly.
- when my hair gets played with.
- when someone whispers a story to me.
- when someone traces my skin.
- chloroform.
#thatescalatedquickly

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yourcool
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October 22, 2012 5:00pm UTC

that time of year is approaching:
-scary lawn decorations
- terrifying tv programs-
people in costumes going door to door
it's election season.

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taylorstories
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October 27, 2012 4:01pm UTC

3 Scariest Words in Math
Show your work.

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iridescentstorm
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October 27, 2012 1:29pm UTC

Horror movies are always so stereotypicial. They're always in abandoned houses, hostpials/asylums, and hotels.
You know where I want to see a horror movie take place?
Walmart.
"Cleanup on isle 13."
"But there is no isle 13..."
mq/©iridescentstorm

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 9:00pm UTC

So today in class,
This hot guy picked up a piece of my hair and started singing,
"Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr."
And I was just sitting there like,
"Lol, wtf is going on right now."

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yourcool
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October 24, 2012 5:42pm UTC

Boyfri(end).
Girlfri(end).
Piz(forever)za.

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yourcool
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October 18, 2012 7:10pm UTC

remember when on disney channel they
did a Hannah Montana, Suite Life and That's so Raven mix episode and it was the most exciting thing that had ever happened to you?

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KristinaBrunicardi
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 5:31pm UTC

here's to the girls...
who want to date an a t h l e t e,
simply to wear a
h o o d i e with his
last name on the back..
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 5:33pm UTC

little old ladies in wheelchairs with
blankets over their legs. you aren't fooling anyone. we know you'e retired mermaids.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 7:12pm UTC

when i laugh at jokes on the internet,
i don't even laugh. i just blow more air out of my nose than usual.

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lovecrazy
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October 27, 2012 1:41pm UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 4:15pm UTC

I wonder what it’s like
being the pretty girl.
The girl that breaks all the guys’ necks
when she passes by.
The girl that can wake up and go to school
without even trying.
The girl that everyone wants to be their friend.
The girl that a lot of people like.
The girl with such an amazing personality
that everyone wants to talk to her and be her friend.
Yeah, I wonder what it’s like
being that kind of girl...

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beachbabe7
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 3:07pm UTC

Hurricane Katrina
Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am I rated me so low?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, "Sandy, I can't invite you, because you're category 1." I mean I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she's destoying the entire East Coast.
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lovecrazy
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October 26, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Seeing a boy younger than you,
and thinking "Damn, you're gonna be fine." then mentally yelling at yourself for being a creep.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 5:03pm UTC

I wonder
if I am someone's crush...

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ThatsSoMeee
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October 17, 2012 4:24pm UTC

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Arilena :)*
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October 27, 2012 12:48pm UTC

My best guy friend & I kissed last night.
It kind of just happened.
I was sitting with him on a park bench , waiting for his ride. suddenly , he stared into my eyes, pulled me close to him, and told me he's madly in love with me. that he's always loved me. that he doesntcare if i dont love him back , cause he'll wait for me forever. then , he got off the bench , lifted me up, & kissed me. I actually learned what it felt like to have 'sparks fly'. Then , he sat me back down , & he started playing with my hair & fingers. Since that was one of the first times he looked right into my eyes, i asked him why he always looks down when he talks to me. he said my eyes make him weak. He addmitted everything. he said chills run up and down his spine when i touch him , he has constantbutterflies when hes with me , he has dreams about me every night , & no matter what he does im on his mind 24/7. He went on for about 20 mintues until his ride showed up . when he was leaving , he kissed my forehead & said ' i love you.'
my stomach fluttered & i realized i loved him too. I told him , & he smiled for ear to ear. his eyes teared up , & he gave me the best hug anyones ever given me. He called me when he got home , & we talked until 5 A.M. (when i fell asleep on him) even though he had football practice at 9 A.M.
so , witty girls , just remember...
Love comes when you least expect it

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Princess*
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November 7, 2012 3:30pm UTC

I HOPE MY NINTENDOG IS OK,
I haven't fed it in 6 years

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