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  1. WhatIsLoveTheseDays WhatIsLoveTheseDays
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    For the first time in my life, I
    actually am wanted.
    And let me tell you... that is an
    amazing feeling <3

  2. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Nothing is truly lost
    until your mom can't find it

  3. RemainsOfTheB RemainsOfTheB
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    " He's so cute! "
    << Pointing at the dog >>
    [ x ] •Looking•At• The•Owner• [ x ]

  4. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    are you a math problem, because you're making me cry

  5. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    My 10-Year-Old Cousin, Ashley: Boys are better than girls.
    Me: But women can do things men can't. Women can have a baby.
    Ashley: But I'd rather have a moustache than a baby.

  6. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    "Are you guys funny?"
    Harry: "We think we are."

  7. xxbabiimiikxx xxbabiimiikxx
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 11:57pm UTC
    Something to do when you're bored
    1. Catch a fly
    2. Put it in the freezer
    3. Wait 10 minutes
    4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead
    5.Pull out a strand of hari
    6. Tie it around fly
    7. Wait till it wakes up
    BAM... your very own fly pet

  8. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    Stop waiting for your Prince Charming.
    Get up and find him.
    The poor idiot must be stuck up in a tree or something.

  9. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    *opens a can of pringles*
    Me: This could be the start of something new, it feels so right to be here with you oooh

  10. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    Sorry I can't hang out tonight, there's a party at club penguin and I can't miss it.

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    She’s falling for you
    and you probably don’t even know it.
    Just look at her.
    She’s so shy around you,but when
    she’s around her friends she’s all wild and crazy.
    Have you notice whenever she’s around you
    she smiles a a lot?
    She likes you a lot, don’t try to lead her on.

  12. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    Think about it though...
    the world is supposed to "end" in 34 days.
    People honestly cared about it more when it was 2010.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. xxokiraxxo xxokiraxxo
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    *Third Grade*
    Friend: *whispering* You're stupid if you say what
    Me: What?
    Friend: OH MAN
    OH
    OH DEAR CHRIST
    I GOT YOU SO GOOD. THAT WAS AWESOME.
    JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD BEFORE.
    OH GOD HELP ME.

  15. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    "Gurl, I ain't no hipster but I can make you're hips stir." ;)
    "I'm not a photographer, but I'll shoot you"

  16. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:57am UTC
    me: can i have your babies?!
    one direciton: ... what?
    me: can i have your autograph...
    one dirction: sorry sounded like something else...
    me: what'd you think i said?
    one direction: can you have my babies.
    me: well i mean, if you are offering, sure.
    one direction: but i wasn't-
    me: yolo. now off with your clothes.
    -tumblr
    do remember i am a boy....
    blacklace

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    I wonder
    what its like to be so beautiful
    that everyone gets nervous talking to you

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    She thinks she’s ugly.
    He thinks she’s the most beautiful girl in the world.
    S he compares herself to other girls trying
    to be the prettiest one there is.
    He tries to show her that she doesn’t need to.
    She thinks she’s fat.
    He tells her she’s beautiful the way she is.
    She thinks she’s not worth it.
    He shows that he’ll always be there for her no matter what.
    She thinks too low of herself.
    He brings her up by showing her love, care, compassion each day.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    I want to follow a random family around Disney world for a day,
    and just be in the background of all of their photos.

  20. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    Screw school,
    I'm gonna become a pot dealer and sell many other useful kitchen utensils.

:)

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