me: can i have your babies?!
one direciton: ... what?
me: can i have your autograph...
one dirction: sorry sounded like something else...
me: what'd you think i said?
one direction: can you have my babies.
me: well i mean, if you are offering, sure.
one direction: but i wasn't-
me: yolo. now off with your clothes.
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do remember i am a boy....
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