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KiwiKiwi215
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 5:02pm UTC

*To the tune of I Wanna Go*
Gale: Such beautiful eyes!
Peeta: I'll bake you pies!
Both: We're just two guys!
Peeta: I-I-I wanna ta-a-ake you awa-a-ay! Take you from the Hunger Games!
Gale: I-I-I wanna fi-i-ight, take awa-a-ay the pain you're feeling toniiiight! Who-o-a!
Peeta: I-I-I wanna ba-a-ake you a ca-a-ake, for you to eat in the Hunger Games!
Gale: I-I-I just sho-o-ot you a sqir-ir-irrel, shot it from a mile awaaaay!
Katniss: -facepalm-

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AnqieBaabaah
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 1:11pm UTC

ME ?
Normal ?
HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME THAT WAY !!!!!

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AllTheBeautifulTimes
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 5:44pm UTC

Whic h Dir e ction Do 5 Gay Gu ys Walk In?
One Direction...

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abzzlicious
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March 25, 2012 6:32pm UTC

I'm that type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday....(;
Anybody else?!

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StayWonderful
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 9:53am UTC

Dear Wittians,
no, we are not going to make "team Peeta" and "team Gale".
Sincerely, don't bring the greatest book in history down to Twilights level.

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someone_who_doesnt_hate_herself
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 8:32pm UTC

That amazing moment when...
I am at the movies watching the previews before The Hunger Games
& a Twilight trailer comes on and everyone starts to boo.
Fav for Hunger Games & Comment for Twilight

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summerlovebby13
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 1:23pm UTC

If you've never jumped from couch to couch trying to avoid the lava, you've never had a childhood.

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Converse143
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 4:53pm UTC

I wanna live to see
the day Phineas and Ferb
actually get busted..

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WhoRunTheWorldGIRLS
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 10:10am UTC

Revenge?
Nah..
I'm too lazy.
I'm just gonna sit here and watch Karma beat you up.
nmf

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cboelk
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 9:02pm UTC

Fav this and I'll rate your profile picture!

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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 4:51pm UTC

Districts of Panem
District 1: Luxury District 2: Masonry
District 3: Technology District 4: Fishing
District 5: Power District 6: Transportation
District 7: Lumber District 8: Textiles
District 9: Grain District 10: Livestock
District 11: Agriculture District 12: Mining

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Sebastian_isTheName
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 1:18pm UTC

I can't take this long distance relationship anymore.
Fridge, you're coming to my room.

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KeshaLove
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 10:21am UTC

Dear Cancer
my Nana's winning. :)
[♥]

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lella2020
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 12:10pm UTC

I saw you fall in the hallway yesterday ;)
I didn't fall. I attacked the floor.
Backwards?
I'm talanted.
nmf/nmq

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Lorcan
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 9:42am UTC

Girls are always commenting on my profile with their phone numbers, even though I don't want to text them, and I got annoyed so I texted one of them to teach her a lesson...
Me: Hey, I saw your milkshake. I'm in your yard (;
Her: Uhhmm, wth? Who are you?
Me: Me? I'm Pedobear.
Her: Not funny . Who are you really? Uh and how old are you.?
Me: my name is Billy Bob and i am 69 years of age
Her: Wtf, crreep .....
Me: how?? I am just looking for love :'(
Her: You have serious problems.....
Me: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I GET A B0NER EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU!!
Her: You need to go to a mental hospital.
Me: No all I need is to look at you. <333 I'm looking in your window right now, aww you're so cute when you're creeped out (;
Her: WHAT THE HELL !! Stop texting me
Me: bby.. Why don't you love me..? :''(
Her: Go away weirdoo
Me: No baby, come back! You can blame it all on mee :(</3
Her: What the f*ckk..
Me: Yes bbygal? <33
Her: Don't f*cking call me that. I have a boyfriend.
Me: So..? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score. (;
Her: You're a freaking freak. (LOL, 'freaking freak'?)
Me: Lol you're soo cute when you're mad <3
Her: Do old men even know what Lol means.?
Me: Duh, I'm modern. LOL you a stoopid hoeee.
Her: Hahahah no. Your a fail. Go jump off a cliff, kbye.
Me: You're* Jesus, you young 'uns need a proper education.
Her: My education is fine, thanks.
Me: No it's not honey. I can come into your room and help you with basic English if you'd like, I'm outside right now (;
Her: No thanks. Leave me alone, creeeeep.
Me: .... And that's what you get for putting your phone number on the Internet. :)
True story. If you're that girl, LOL hi. I hope you've learned your lesson.

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mybestfriendkilledherselfbecauseofbullies
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 2:42pm UTC

My best friend killed herself. She had a really hard life, when she was a baby her mom and dad had died and she lived in a care home. She was bullied at school and even at her home she couldn't escape the stares of people- and only because when she was little she was in a fire and was badly burnt and has lots of scars from it. She was found on the 11th of March in the bathroom at her care home, in the bath in a pool of blood. She had slit her wrists. Katie, you were an amazing person and you didn't deserve to die. But I hope that those awful, horrible people who bullied you will have some sense snapped into their brains and will never do it again!
We love you Katie,
We will never forget you
<3
Please fave this in her memory, she was a total witty geek and I know that she would be so happy if she got a top quote in honour of her life. For her sake, please fave.

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DumbRedhead
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 11:14pm UTC

The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can u imagine the self control that is required to work there,"must not pop bubbles" ♥

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musicismylife11
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 7:56pm UTC

is it just me or can you not figure out if one direction or the hunger games is more popular on witty?

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runner98
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Peeta: When I walk out of the shop
Katniss: Not again-
Peeta: This is what I see
Katniss: Peeta stop
Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin at me
Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT, THROW IT, THROW IT
Katniss: You done?
Peeta: I'M PEETA AND I KNOW IT
nmq-tumblr

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ninja_unicorn_37
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March 25, 2012 8:23pm UTC

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