Witty Profiles
Girls are always
commenting on my profile with their phone numbers, even though I
don't want to text them, and I got annoyed so I texted one of
them to teach her a lesson...
Me:
Hey, I
saw your milkshake. I'm in your yard (;
Her: Uhhmm, wth? Who are
you?
Me: Me?
I'm Pedobear.
Her:
Not
funny . Who are you really? Uh and how old are you.?
Me: my name is Billy Bob
and i am 69 years of age
Her:
Wtf,
crreep .....
Me: how?? I am just
looking for love :'(
Her:
You have
serious problems.....
Me: IT'S NOT MY FAULT
I GET A B0NER EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU!!
Her: You need to go to a
mental hospital.
Me: No all I need is to
look at you. <333 I'm looking in your window right now,
aww you're so cute when you're creeped out (;
Her:
WHAT THE
HELL !! Stop texting me
Me: bby.. Why don't
you love me..? :''(
Her:
Go away
weirdoo
Me:
No baby,
come back! You can blame it all on mee :(</3
Her: What the
f*ckk..
Me:
Yes
bbygal? <33
Her: Don't f*cking
call me that. I have a boyfriend.
Me: So..? Soccer has a
goalie, doesn't mean you can't score. (;
Her: You're a
freaking freak. (LOL, 'freaking
freak'?)
Me:
Lol
you're soo cute when you're mad <3
Her: Do old men even know
what Lol means.?
Me: Duh, I'm modern.
LOL you a stoopid hoeee.
Her: Hahahah no. Your a
fail. Go jump off a cliff, kbye.
Me:
You're*
Jesus, you young 'uns need a proper education.
Her: My education is
fine, thanks.
Me: No it's not
honey. I can come into your room and help you with basic English
if you'd like, I'm outside right now (;
Her: No thanks. Leave me
alone, creeeeep.
Me: .... And that's
what you get for putting your phone number on the Internet.
:)
True story. If
you're that girl, LOL hi. I hope you've learned your
lesson.
544 faves · 38 comments · Mar 25, 2012 9:42am
ThatsSoMeee
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1 decade ago
i actually laughed at this c:
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LittleOne1138
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1 decade ago
*slow clap* seriously people don't give out your numbers on the internet lol good job handeling that this made my day :)
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bunny123
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1 decade ago
What was the girls witty name!?!?
Troll master level- LEGEND. ;)))
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lexiedonnonnonne
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1 decade ago
LMFAOOO I LAUGHED SO HARD.
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MarissaX33
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1 decade ago
Haha..funny.. :P
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AnonymousBlue
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1 decade ago
For a second there, I thought you were a friend of mine because he is constantly correcting my *you're(s) xD
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rupertgrintluvr
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1 decade ago
I MYSELF FOR REAL!!!
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wishfull_thinking
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1 decade ago
Oh jesus, You're a freaking legend!
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maddig11
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1 decade ago
hahahaha you're awesome
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Breeze
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1 decade ago
You're so awesome ;) Hahaha.
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9yeres
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1 decade ago
You. Are. A. Legend.
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wishingstar111
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1 decade ago
legend man...your awesome
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emilyandthatsall
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1 decade ago
Hahahahahahah
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QuietGirlLoudHeart
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1 decade ago
Ahahah! whats the girl's name ?
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toria_skax
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1 decade ago
Legend.
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What_She_Never_Said
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1 decade ago
I didn't get a chance to come fave this before, but I read and commented on it on Facebook! XD
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littleboo99
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1 decade ago
When i read this i almost died. This completed my day.
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sarabella4829
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1 decade ago
That was the funniest thing. That made my day.
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xosavannaxo
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1 decade ago
@Iwant2flyaway I did the same thingg hahaha
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thelovelydead · 1 decade ago
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oh my god, i just peed ='D