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tumbletime77
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 2:31pm UTC

jesus can walk on water.
i can walk on cucumbers.
cucumbers are 96% water.
.:therefore i am 96% jesus:.

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almostforever
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 7:12pm UTC

Life is short;
Live it.
Love is rare;
Grab it.
Anger is bad;
Dump it.
Fear is awful;
Face it.
Memories are sweet;
Cherish them.
1111
notmyformat/my old quote

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animallover721
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 9:06pm UTC

When we were little,
"I'm telling on you"
was the scariest sentence ever :O
♥
Should I make a series?

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xSxMxIxLxEx
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 9:19pm UTC

'TEXTING 5 PEOPLE
and telling 4 of them you're going to bed,just so you can spend the rest of the night texting the person ...
That you Like..'
Format Credit RunawayRachel

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*trop chic*
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Whenever I hear the words
Oompa Loompa Doompity Doo,
I can just image
Short Orange people with Purple hair wobbling around and singing
RunawayRachel

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 8:21pm UTC

laying in bed texting..
Phone drops on your face

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 1:01pm UTC

There are plenty of fish in the seabut I'm looking for my Nemo,
so I'll take Dory's adviceand just keep swimming. ❤

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Laughlivesing099
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
When you have been drinking water for like ten minutes...
>> and you still have the hiccups
and now you really have to pee... <<
Format by Sandrasaurus

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SoftballChick23
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 8:32pm UTC

It's Kind of Messed up isn't it?
How all of the sudden someone wakes up and just decides never to talk to you again. No reason. No explanation. No words said. They just leave you hanging like you never meant crap to them. And what hurts the most?
How they make it look so easy, like you never mattered to them in the first place

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zubair
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 9:20pm UTC

when frieds come over andyour mom becomes the nicestwoman in the world...

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yellowdino16
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 8:22pm UTC

it's impossible to bob
your head back & forth
with your mouth open.
...
that was cute.

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xxherexgoesxnothingxx
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Oh I'm sorry
did I ask for your opinion ?
nmf/but my quote :)

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superfish12
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 7:21pm UTC

25 second non-stop eye contact..
he wants me.

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superfish12
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about this!

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msjitterbug98
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 10:32pm UTC

When I'm bored at school
I think "if you're reading my mind
stand up, yell potato, and run out."
It hasn't happened so far...

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msjitterbug98
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Follow for a follow?
I'm trying to get 500 followers
by 2013. :)

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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mayday
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 6:23pm UTC

I wish people
♥ looked like their
personalities

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e_n_d_l_e_s_s
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 8:38pm UTC

When I'm not fine...
people: are you okay?
me: yeah, I'm fine
people: okay.
X
When I am fine...
people: are you okay?
me: yeah, I'm fine
people: omg no you're not let me help you I'm here for you

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blueshirt
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 9:47pm UTC

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