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Justnotme519
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April 23, 2012 7:35pm UTC

I feel like I'm the friend that everyone secretly hates.

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EmilyBasketballStar13
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April 23, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Girl at school: Hey, I found you're witty!
Me: You do realize I'm going to have to kill you now, right?

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kclove5
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April 23, 2012 6:49pm UTC

The last dream you remember is now your life.
How f-cked/lucky are you?
I'm lucky. Extremely lucky.

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LoversGonnaLove
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April 23, 2012 6:05pm UTC

How i see dogs:
Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Labradore
How i see cats:
Cat, Cat, Kitty, Cat

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xele91097x
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April 23, 2012 6:17pm UTC

mom: hi honey how was school today?
me: i don't know
mom:
me: i'm hungry can i have food

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gracegreene
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April 23, 2012 6:05pm UTC

so what do you want to be when you grow up?
yours.
nmf, followme(:

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iwishiwasbeautiful
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April 23, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Mom, if I can't take off my skinny jeans, neither can the rapist.

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msjitterbug98
posted a quote
April 5, 2012 10:35pm UTC

seneca crane's beard
your argument is invalid.
nmf

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msjitterbug98
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April 6, 2012 11:13pm UTC

i can't stop smiling
nmf

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msjitterbug98
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April 10, 2012 9:12pm UTC

Awesome Stuff #1
cleaning out the lint screen in the dryer.
SO FLUFFY!

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msjitterbug98
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April 11, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Before I Die
I want to ask a boy "you love me. Real or not real?"
and get a "real" back.

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msjitterbug98
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April 14, 2012 7:25pm UTC

Detention Slip
Date: 4/8/12 Room: 312
Student: Sally Peterson
Reason: Screamed "That is MAHOGANY!" when student dropped book on the desk.
Teacher Signature: Mrs. Moroney
nmf/from tumblr

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msjitterbug98
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April 15, 2012 4:32pm UTC

Write me a letter!
Dear _______________,
I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. I know you because ___________. We still talk because ________. One thing that annoys me about you is ___________. You are amazing because _________________.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
nmf.nmq Just for fun! Idea by paperlung.

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msjitterbug98
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 8:10am UTC

getting no reply
for an HOUR
and thinking, maybe they're just writing something really long...

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msjitterbug98
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April 20, 2012 8:40pm UTC

Someone on omegle
called me and my best friend beautiful.
there really are good people on that website.
♥

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msjitterbug98
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 9:52pm UTC

This is a quote about pie.
pie is DELICIOUS.
I ate pecan pie today. It burned my tongue.
JUST BECAUSE YOU ASKED CHRIS. :)

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Dance4Life99
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January 10, 2012 10:05pm UTC

There's always that one person. . .
That wastes your time in class because they don't get something.

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msjitterbug98
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 6:54pm UTC

if you want me to fall for you
you've got to give me something worth tripping over.
<3
nmq/nmf

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kylaz323
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April 3, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Bella
I bet NO BOY could write me a Paragraph.
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Nick Well, I'd write you a meaningful paragraph, however, you haven't explicitly outlined the ype of paragraph that you'd like me to write for you. But regardless, paragraphs are just a cluster of sentences focusing on a sub-topic of general topic, which are used to support the whole group of paragraphs, be they in an essay, an article, a chapter, or whathaveyou. A paragraph standing by itself hasn't really got to much structural purpose, therefore it isn't actually a paragraph in it's correct context, but more of a unit of measure. THe minimum requirement for a paragraph is typically three to five complete sentences, all related to the same point of interest, as I said, and supporting a general idea. However, this is a standalone kparagraph and does not support a general idea, and focuses on one specific point in particular, which would not be a paragraph.
29 minutes ago · Like
Sarah Oh my goodness.
27 minutes ago ' like

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LoVeYhu
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April 3, 2012 8:05pm UTC

OUR LITTLE CONVERSATIONS
MEAN THE WORLD TO ME

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