20 Random Facts of Life
1. You are a human
2. You are reading this.
4. You are starting to think this is a bit pointless.
5. And now you're just thinking, Get to the point!
6. You didn't realixe I skipped three.
7. You just checked.
8. You also didn't realize I skipped five.
9. You looked at that, and realized I lied.
10. Now you are bored...
11. You cannot hum while breathing in through your mouth.
12. You just tried.
13. The noise you made was somewhat like a constipated cat giving birth to a full-grown elephant.
14. You have the Spongebob Squarepants theme song in your head.
15. If you didn't already, you do now.
16. You are just hoping this will be over with.
17. Well, good news: it almost is, except one thing.
18. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! :)
19. That's all I have to say.
20. Goodbyeeee!!!!