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Obeautiful
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July 3, 2012 9:29pm UTC

I'd like to be in an air plane
on the 4th of July

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Obeautiful
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June 20, 2012 7:56pm UTC

hey yolo
no.
yolo=stupidity=messingaround=babies=16&pregnant=dropout=dumb=misunderstandings=friendless=lonely=depression=allalonewithnofriends=foreveralone=die
so don't yolo me woman

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Obeautiful
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 5:37pm UTC

*sees a boy*
friend: go talk to him
my best friend: go make babies

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Obeautiful
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June 18, 2012 10:24pm UTC

that moment when
your attempt to type quietly sounds like a herd of elephants stepping on 10,000 pounds of pop rocks.

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Obeautiful
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Everyone wants to make a difference
some write books
make movies
draw picture
help a friend
raise a child
give back
don't do it with someone else's book in mind
the movie you saw last night
something you read on the internet
do it for attention
do it because you want to

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Obeautiful
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 5:37pm UTC

Honestly,
you have limited time on this planet, in this life
who knows what happens when you die
maybe thats IT
spend your time wisely
choose your words carefully
and live you life fully
because you never know..

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Obeautiful
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 5:30pm UTC

We all want
our Jack Dawson to show up in our lives
the only difference is
never leave

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Obeautiful
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Story writing suggestions:
-don't write about a teenage girl liking a boy, unless you really know how to make it interesting
-no cliches
-don't try to make first person too informal
-use details properly, don't give TMI
-don't use: lol, omg, and, haha, unless someone is speaking
-don't start the story with the person getting up/ready in the morning
-don't start your story on the first day of school
-don't start off by explaining the character (ex: hello I am maya and I have brown hair and am a typical girl) etc.
-let the reader gradually find out more about the character
-don't use common best friend/boyfriend plots
-try to create your own cool plots
-don't make wizardry/magic look bad
-be gracious with how intense the story is
-not so inappropriate that it will drive away readers
-s*x does not make the story better
-try writing in something other than the first person
-don't mess up facts (if there are any)
**these are all kind of the cliche, typical teenager written types of stories. NOTE: I am not trying to insult anyones writing, I think some people can take these topics and write an amazing story. I just think they are over used. No hate please its just my opinion, try to give advice.**

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Obeautiful
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 8:50pm UTC

Story writing suggestions:
-don't write about a teenage girl liking a boy, unless you really know how to make it interesting
-no cliches
-don't try to make first person too informal
-use details properly, don't give TMI
-don't use: lol, omg, and, haha, unless someone is speaking
-don't start the story with the person getting up/ready in the morning
-don't start your story on the first day of school
-don't start off by explaining the character (ex: hello I am maya and I have brown hair and am a typical girl) etc.
-let the reader gradually find out more about the character
-don't use common best friend/boyfriend plots
-try to create your own cool plots
-don't make wizardry/magic look bad
-be gracious with how intense the story is
-not so inappropriate that it will drive away readers
-s*x does not make the story better
-try writing in something other than the first person
-don't mess up facts (if there are any)
**these are all kind of the cliche, typical teenager written types of stories. NOTE: I am not trying to insult anyones writing, I think some people can take these topics and write an amazing story. I just think they are over used. No hate please its just my opinion, try to give advice.**

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Obeautiful
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Dear witty,
You don't need to tell me every time I comment on my own quote.
kthxbye

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Obeautiful
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 2:37pm UTC

person: Could you please move out of the way so I could get by?
normal person: sure
me: oh my god they must hate me, they obviously think I am an icky human being with no manners.

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Obeautiful
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

What if your soul mate is:
Your other half with the person your mom/dad
would have had a child with, in another scenario.
mind=blown
*you may need to think about this for a while*

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Obeautiful
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 2:29pm UTC

person: Could you please move out of the way so I could get by?
normal person: sure
me: oh my god they must hate me, they obviously think I am an icky human being with no manners.

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Obeautiful
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 4:15pm UTC

Qualities of an Immature person:
-laughs off serious topics
-says rude things without realizing
-does not apologize for the things that count
-think that cursing makes you cool
-that you have to have the right material things
-does not take constructive criticism well
-when ever someone tries to confront them they automatically become the victim
-do things that really bother people repeatedly
(this is my opinion)

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Obeautiful
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 10:16pm UTC

mom: you never exercise
me: dafuq bro? Don't you know how fit I am from going to school. I climb up and down 3-4 flights of stairs 3 times everyday. And doing so while carrying 4-5 heavy books, while trying to jog to my next class. Woman, I am skipping steps like a damn ninja. Also, when I have to go to the bathroom I have to make a one minute run, so its a dash both ways. We are practically doing at least 10-20 squats a day getting up and in those seats. Not to mention gym class.
You run on the treadmill.
mom: ..

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Obeautiful
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 6:40pm UTC

omg i just found a little red spider on my computer that looked like this:
.

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Obeautiful
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 9:11am UTC

Whenever someone uses an exclamation point
I feel like they are yelling at me!
just me?
nmq

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Obeautiful
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 6:34pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you see a sad/depressing quote
and dont know if its offensive or not to favorite it
bet you passed over this

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Obeautiful
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 8:21pm UTC

Me watching a survival show:
me: too bad they don't have water bottles like me
me: nvm they can drink the ocean
me: can they?
me: who cares its all fake sh*t
me: or issss it?
me: HA! i have water
me: *looks at water bottle*
me: AHH it's almost empty
me: *dramatically takes last sip*
me: i will just die now
me:
couch:
me:
couch:
me: Hehehe I beat the unbeatable
me: ffs well he just died lololol
me: *laughes at tv*

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Obeautiful
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 8:10pm UTC

That annoying moment when your computer has 3% battery
and it takes you 91740938069820859597 hours to untangle the wire

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