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15rokia

1. 15rokia
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 9:31pm UTC
   Real
   Men
   Wear
   Pink
   Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013
   
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2. 15rokia
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 8:24pm UTC
   Friday is my second favorite
   F word.
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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3. 15rokia
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2012 5:06pm UTC
   Oh so your dating my ex? Cool, i'm eatinga sandwich...
   want those leftovers too?
   
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4. 15rokia
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC
   I deserve a medal for making through this week without stabbing someone with a fork.
   - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
   not my format
   
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5. 15rokia
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2012 4:59pm UTC
   Right before i die, I'm gonna say ,"I left a million dollars in the ........."
   
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6. 15rokia
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2012 4:46pm UTC
   facebook
   The place to watch people's livees fall apart one status at a time.
   fave if you agree
   nmf
   
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7. 15rokia
   posted a quote
   May 14, 2012 4:38pm UTC
   How come people can predict when the worlds gonna end
   but no one can predict the weather?
   fave if you agree
   
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8. 15rokia
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 4:10pm UTC
   IF GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT,
   ISN'T PROCRASTINATION A VIRTUE
   
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9. 15rokia
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 4:07pm UTC
   EX. Means:
   Thanks for the EXperience
   Our time has EXpired
   now EXit my life!!
   
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10. 15rokia
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    You text him, he doesn't text back.
    Obviously, he "so" excited that you texted him , that he fainted.
    Obviously.
    
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11. 15rokia
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    IF A MAN SPEAKS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST AND THERE IS NO WOMAN AROUND TO HEAR HIM,
    IS HE STILL WRONG?
    COMMENT FOR YOUR OPINION & FAVE
    
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12. 15rokia
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    "We can still be freinds "
    Is kinda like saying
    "The dog died but we can keep it if you want"
    
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13. 15rokia
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    That moment when someone on witty copys your qoute and then puts your name in small letters and they get more faves than you
    
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14. 15rokia
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    So much studying, so little time
    Well, acually there's
    plenty of time, i just perfer to waste my time doing
    random sh@t
    
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15. 15rokia
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    IF YOUR CLEAN WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THE SHOWER
    WHY DO TOWELS GET DIRTY?
    WHY DO TOWELS GET DIRTY?
    
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16. 15rokia
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    MILF
    MAN I LOVE FRIDAYS
    
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17. 15rokia
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    Dear EGNSLIH TECAEHR,
    AS LNOG AS THE FSRIT & LSAT LTETER R IN THE SMAE PALCE, U CAN SILTL RAED TIHS.
    SINCERLY,
    SLPELNIG IS NOT TAHT IPMRONTAT
    
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18. 15rokia
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Hey dude, how free are you tonight on a scale from 1 to America
    North Korea...i'm grounded
    -_-
    
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19. 15rokia
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    ♥ America
    A country where people believe
    the moon landing is fake, but wrestling is real.
    
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20. 15rokia
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    ♥ Ok, i'm getting out of bed in 10
    seconds.
    1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,9,9,9,9.....
    fave if your like this in bad
    
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