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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 1:36pm UTC

do you ever get so annoyed
at everything
that you start to get mad at even little things
like a spoon clinking against a bowl
or sounds of people talking?

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Hale_Storm18
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February 7, 2013 9:31pm UTC

Virginity is like a pencil. Once you give it to someone,
you're not getting it back.

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BandG33k
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 12:49pm UTC

1912: Dracula used to drink the blood of virgins.
2012: He died of thirst.

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yourcool
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December 30, 2012 5:49pm UTC

who else used to jump only on certain tiles
in the store because the other ones were made of lava?

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dolph*
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 11:39am UTC

THE MOMENT WHEN
Y o u s i t d o w n a b o u t t o d o y o u r h o m e w o r k
B u t y o u r l a p t o p w a l k s i n w e a r i n g s e x y l i n g e r i e a n d s e d u c e s y o u
format by miss_unique/neversaynever16

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BlackUmbrella
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 12:17pm UTC

person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person says... hi
PLOT TWIST: That person is confessing their undying love to you; spilling their guts and finally getting the courage to tell you how you feel. Then they think, delete it all and type in that one word.

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...*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 9:41pm UTC

you're stuck in a place with no windows or doors, and you have to try and get out. All you have is a table and a mirror. The only way to get out is by making a hole.
Answer:
You look in the mirror, you see what you see, you see what you saw, you make a see-saw. You take the see-saw, split the table in half and two halves make a whole (hole).
nmq

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peachyrays
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December 27, 2012 10:23pm UTC

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TEXTFAILS
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July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC

Whenever you go to the doctors
and the doctor asks you what's wrong
you turn to your mom
and she explains everything (:
♥ Fave if you do too ♥

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GoneCra2y
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 9:50pm UTC

Wife: Can you help me with the garden?
Husband: Do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Honey the toilets broken...
Husband: Do I look like a plumber?
(A few hours later after the husband gets off work and everything is fixed)
Husband: Did you fix all this?
Wife: No. The neighbors son came over and helped me. He said I had to either make him a burger or sleep with him.
Husband: You made him a burger, right?!
Wife: Do I look like Burger King?!

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 5:02pm UTC

My mom: Go to sleep, it's already 12:00!
Me: Um excuse you it's only 11:57. Why you lie

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MsMinty101
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December 25, 2012 4:27pm UTC

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day you said you were gay. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone bisexual.
not meant to offend

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adamthepanda
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 11:04am UTC

I stapled mistletoe to your entire ceiling.
You're welcome.
>:) hehehehe

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Meowcat
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 7:06pm UTC

Walmart:
"Let's have 25 registers but only have 5 open. But on extremely busy days, let's open 2."

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swimswim98
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December 8, 2012 5:14pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 11:48am UTC

Buying A Perfume
10% because you like the scent & 90% because you like the bottle

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 2:24pm UTC

those shampoo's that say "no tears"
is one of the reasons why i have trust issues.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 2:06pm UTC

me most of the year:
want that. and that. oh and that. ooh that's nice, that too.
what do you want for christmas?:
i cannot think of a possible thing that i want.

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