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YourMomLikesFood
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 6:32pm UTC

I may not
be the prettiest,
the smartest,
the most athletic,
the funniest,
or the nicest, but...
Wait, I forgot where i was going with this....

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Litoudaki
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December 29, 2012 4:50pm UTC

girl: sir can I go to the toilet?
male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
girl: but I'm having girl issues
male teacher: omfg go

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Hale_Storm18
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December 29, 2012 5:13pm UTC

iTunes has got it all wrong.
The hottest single of the year is me.

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leezavaleriee
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 6:28am UTC

Todays my 15th birthday
so can i get fifteeen fave :P ?
Format by Sandrasaurus

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prplesockerninja22
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 4:29pm UTC

That moment 7 hours ago
when you thought you were going to do your homework
nmf

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totallynotacat*
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC

*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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UnicornPrincess
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 4:08pm UTC

Josh:
Why was your bucket on top of the door?
Megan:
Why was you door under my bucket?

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FallingApart_
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 5:08pm UTC

I'm that girl
»»WHO'S ALWAYS THERE FOR EVERYONE
even though no one is ever |||||||||||||||||||||
THere For me♥

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 5:44pm UTC

That extremely awkward moment
when you zone out
but it looks like you're staring at someone...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 10:26am UTC

Just when i thought i was at my High, I instently hit my low..

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Imaginger
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 11:59am UTC

I obsess about putting
the L and R
headphones in the
correct ears

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gottalivetodie
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 2:23pm UTC

i use to
call duct tape
"duck tape"

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 1:19pm UTC

I think it's so cute when you see
really old couples holding hands
and still in love after
allthoseyears.
♥

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 8:23am UTC

‼ ‼ ‼ ‼ ‼ ‼
I hope you always
find a reason to smile.
Format Credit - RunawayRachel

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:29pm UTC

I'm not fat.
I'm just so sexy that it overflows.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 1:44pm UTC

"I'm ugly"
yeah what's why you have 500 pictures of yourself

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Throwing lamps at people
because they need to lighten up.

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 4:10pm UTC

One Direction things#114
When Niall gets homesick, the rest of the boys speak to him in an Irish accent.
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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