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1. Imaginger
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   July 9, 2012 6:52pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you unknowingly jock a quote...
   
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2. Imaginger
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   July 9, 2012 6:41pm UTC
   Random Person: I may be a teenager but that doesn't change the fact that Ice Age 3 will be the highlight of my year.
   Me: Well thats nice considering Ice age 3 came out already and ice age 4 is coming out.
   
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3. Imaginger
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   July 9, 2012 6:32pm UTC
   Peeta: You're insecure, don't know what for.
   Katniss: Oh god not again.
   Peeta: I'm throwing bread when i walk out the door.
   Katniss: Peeta...
   Peeta: Don't need make-up, to cover up. That reaping dress is enough.
   Katniss: What, really?
   Peeta: Everyone else in the destrict can see it, everyone else but you.
   Katniss: Just stop!
   Peeta: Katniss you light up my world lke nobody else! The way that you're catching fire gets me overwhelmed. But when you climb up those trees it aint hard to tell, you don' t know oh-oh.
   Katniss: You're embarrassing me...
   Peeta:YOU DON'T KNOW I LOVE YOU SO!
   
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4. Imaginger
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   July 9, 2012 6:30pm UTC
   How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
   ANSWER: you have to Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
   This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
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   How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
   ANSWER: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
   This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
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   The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
   ANSWER: The elephant, since it is still in the refrigerator
   This tests your memory.
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   There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
   ANSWER: You swim across. All of the crocodiles are attending the meeting!
   This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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5. Imaginger
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   July 9, 2012 5:57pm UTC
   Today, i walked in to the kitchen to get some food, my brither stoped me and said he needed to tell me somethhing. knowing it would be some dumb joke i ignored him. then i opened the fridge i screamed as the fridge door fell on my ankle, making it swell up. "i was going to tell you not to open the fridge cuase the door is broken" said my brother as he walked away smiling. FML.
   
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6. Imaginger
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   July 9, 2012 4:16pm UTC
   You would be really upset if you broke one of your finger, but on the other hand you'd be okay
   
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7. Imaginger
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   July 9, 2012 4:09pm UTC
   Naming your son "Gurt"
   So everyone who knows him, would be like "yo, Gurt"
   format credit to akk3165
   
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8. Imaginger
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   July 9, 2012 4:02pm UTC
   Me: *all dolled up*
   Mom: Where are you going?
   Me: The bathroom. I need a new profile picture
   
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9. Imaginger
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   July 9, 2012 3:56pm UTC
   Shortest Horror Story Ever
   Computer: Unable to connect to the internet at this time.
   
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10. Imaginger
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    June 28, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Me: I found out i have this disease called unnatractive.
    
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11. Imaginger
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    June 11, 2012 10:54am UTC
    Stupid Drama.
    There's this guy; his name is Kyle. Then there's James. Okay, so I really like James- but we're not that close; and he's not much of a texter; so it's kinda hard to see him, plus- he's never on Facebook. He's so tall and cute and funny- ugh. So, Kyle- He's not as cute as James in my opinion, but hes more 'hot' according to my school's standards. He actually texts and talks to me. He even told me a bedtime story. But the thing is- I already know he does'nt like me and I've heard he jumps around with girls. But ughhh I dont know- asdfghjkl; who should i go for? its stupid drama- but i dont care.
    
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12. Imaginger
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    June 11, 2012 7:03am UTC
    And tonigt, he
    told me a bedtime story♥
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13. Imaginger
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    June 7, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    Summer Plans
    normal people: hanging with friends at the beach!
    me: staying alone in my room on the internet
    
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14. Imaginger
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    May 24, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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15. Imaginger
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    April 7, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    My Boys
    can't act
    (iGo One Direction)
    
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16. Imaginger
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    April 6, 2012 11:33am UTC
    That slight rush of excitement
    When you're on Witty past midnight.
    
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17. Imaginger
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    March 26, 2012 6:49pm UTC
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18. Imaginger
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    March 19, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Harry.
    ♥ if Harry Styles is the 1st thing that pops into your mind
    Comment if Harry Potter is the 1st thing that pops into your mind
    
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19. Imaginger
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    March 19, 2012 8:33pm UTC
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20. Imaginger
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    March 19, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    ♥ if you think this is wrong.
    http://nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/got-acne.jpg
    
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