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How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

ANSWER: you have to Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
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How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

ANSWER: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

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The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?

ANSWER: The elephant, since it is still in the refrigerator

This tests your memory.

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There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

ANSWER: You swim across. All of the crocodiles are attending the meeting!

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. 

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