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truthnlies666
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February 25, 2012 11:16am UTC
I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my witty
So follow me maybe?

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kayleekrusader
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February 25, 2012 11:14am UTC
MY (FAKE) CONVERSATION WITH BRUNO MARS!
BRUNO: I'LL CATCH A GERNADE FOR YA!
ME: AWW! REALLY? TODAY!
BRUNO: NO, TODAY I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING!
ME: OH, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WEATHER'S GONNA BE LIKE TOMORROW =?
BRUNO: THERE'LL BE NO SUNLIGHT!
ME: K, THANKS, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
BRUNO: YOU CAN COUNT ON ME!
ME: CAN YOU GO BUY ME A TON OF MAKE-UP?
BRUNO: NO, SORRY.
ME: WHY NOT? YOU SAID I COULD COUNT ON YOU.
BRUNO: CAUSE GIRL YOU'RE AMAZING, JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!
ME: THANK YOU, WHAT ARE YOU THNIKING RIGHT NOW?
BRUNO: I THINK I WANNA MARRY YOU!

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OneDirection_Facts
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February 11, 2012 5:29pm UTC
One Direction fact #51
One time, a fan asked Niall for a hug. Security tried to push her along
but Niall jumped towards her and yelled "NO. I WANT TO HUG HER!"
format by DamnnTaylerx

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EpicZombie
posted a quote
July 22, 2011 1:48pm UTC
Comment your Boyfriend / Girlfriends
Name.
Fave If Your Single.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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peacelovemadea
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December 27, 2011 1:13pm UTC
Friends are like condoms
They protect you when things get hard. ♥

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nikkibubble
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December 27, 2011 3:57pm UTC
\
i was gonna go
to the gym today
But then i saw food.♥
nmf/

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_Hey_Bro_
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 10:20pm UTC
I love it when
People reply to you FAST. it makes you feel wanted♥

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RememberSummerMemoriesForever
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December 27, 2011 6:07pm UTC
I don't care how old i am
if i see a bubble i must
» pop it.

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lexidanielle_xo
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December 27, 2011 7:10pm UTC
you're like the sun,
EVERYTHING'S BRIGHTER WHEN YOU'RE AROUND. ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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spencer21
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 8:01pm UTC
deAR THIGH FAT
HELP THE NEEDY?
SINCERELY, BOOBS.
follow and i'll follow you back!

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lovelife17
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December 27, 2011 10:03pm UTC
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givingyoumyheart
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December 27, 2011 2:43pm UTC
Grammar jokes are funny: .
.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It was tense.

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Jade672
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December 27, 2011 2:48pm UTC
When you smile
the whole world stops
stops and stares for a while
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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wishful
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December 27, 2011 5:57pm UTC
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livsbestfriendryan
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December 27, 2011 6:26pm UTC
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Jade672
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 2:52pm UTC
Everytime
I trust someone they give me a reason not to.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 3:40pm UTC
I Can't Stop
thinking back to that beautiful moment that we locked eyes
fo r t h e f i r s t t ime ♥

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