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LoveHearts97
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July 3, 2011 1:01pm UTC

I love you more than SpongeBob loves Jellyfishing.
Sandy loves Karate.
Mr. Krabs loves Money.
& Squidward loves his Clarinet.
But baby i need you like Plankton needs the Kabby Patty secret formula
<3

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lax4ever692
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June 24, 2011 10:07am UTC

now that summers here
heres to waking up in the morning and watching the little kid shows you used to watch all the time ♥

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live4music1013
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April 30, 2011 10:49am UTC

Single, doesn't always mean lonely the same way relationship, doesn't always mean happy.
-Wiz Khalifa

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emg2613
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April 30, 2011 9:01am UTC

❤❤❤❤❤❤ ❤❤❤❤❤❤ ❤❤❤❤❤❤ ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.
format credit to: MyHomiesBeKrunk

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soccerplayerrr21
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April 30, 2011 12:33pm UTC

aww, what a cute picture.
so tell me, how long did it take you to edit all of that?

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An'*
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April 30, 2011 7:10pm UTC

all i want is a boy
who will go to the ends of the earth, just to see a smile on my face. ♥

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Untamed_darkness
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April 28, 2011 9:47pm UTC

You're so fat
you sat on an iPod
and made it an
iPad
[ ♥ ] [ ♥ ] [ ♥ ] [ ♥ ]
-not my format!

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always_remember
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April 28, 2011 7:46pm UTC

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Echo_741
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April 28, 2011 4:22pm UTC

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dancerox543
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April 28, 2011 5:15pm UTC

American kid: "Your from the U.K.? Oh cool! So do you have tea with the queen?"
British kid: "Do you like, go to McDonalds with Obama?"

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xx3livelaughlovex3
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April 28, 2011 5:03pm UTC

Does anyone else
Brush their teeth extra long before going to the dentist
not my format

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charlie_ryan_swift
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April 28, 2011 6:47pm UTC

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Echo_741
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April 28, 2011 3:49pm UTC

HOW TO GET KICKED OUT OF STORES #5
Hide in the bathroom stall, & when someone opens the door, say,
"Welcome to Narnia."
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TearDropz13
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April 29, 2011 3:18pm UTC

Reasons i ask to go to the bathroom?
to open the chamber of secrets
♥

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courtneeyy1
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March 18, 2011 7:54pm UTC

Not laughing at a joke because you don't like the person who told it.

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Spencer Grace✨*
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March 14, 2011 9:46pm UTC

Him: hey, what's up?
Me: Oh you know, wrestling a mutant octopus so i can get back my magical goldfish so it will grant me three wishes. and i can wish for my ninja-giraffe to come back to life so i can stop an army of orange pandas from taking over the world. and then after i succeed im gonna celebrate with a cup of fried oatmeal, and a salty milkshake. what about you?
Him: Nothing.
like W.T.F
notn notnotmyformat

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DerpyMcFuckles
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January 23, 2011 11:56am UTC

>>I walk down memory lane
♥ because
i l o v e r u n n i n g i n t o y o u.

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CallMeK
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January 23, 2011 11:06am UTC

Lost your phone = no texting.
no texting = no social life.
no social life = no friends.
no friends = no fun.
no fun = no happy.
no happy = depression.
depression = mental illness.
mental illness = anorexia.
anorexia = skinny and ugly.
skinny and ugly = no love.
no love = no marriage.
no marriage = alone.
alone = suicide.
Please don't loose your phone :)

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kotababii
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January 23, 2011 12:10pm UTC

my favorite part of the day
is when i first wake up.
because for those 5 seconds,
i don't remember a thing.
then life hits me.

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