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DerpyMcFuckles

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Member Since: 27 Sep 2010 07:12pm

Last Seen: 26 Jun 2012 04:21pm

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My name is Carey Lynn, I just turned 16, and this is my Witty. I don't post quotes very often, so I'm sure very few people are ever going to come across my profile. But anyways, I am currently taken by sir Jessey Lee Wright, we've been together for almost a year. My hobbies include drawing, playing video games, (preferably The Legend of Zelda and Pokemon), shopping, and simply just hanging out. I'm prone to insomnia and anxiety, so I have had way too many sleepless nights in my life. I enjoy music, preferably metal. I have been to many concerts, including Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet for my Valentine, Three Days Grace, The Devil Wears Prada, and many more. I'm a pretty mellow person, but I have my days. I am very caring for others, and I care what people think about me. I am pretty socially awkward at times, but I can get along with everybody. I'll write more eventually, I'm too lazy to finish as of now.

deathbat


 
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  1. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Everyone please read..
    My boyfriend of 1 year is in desperate need of your prayers, him and his family both. Recently, everything in his life has went completely downhill. He's lost pretty much everything, including his will to live. His parents, due to their extreme health issues, are unable to keep a job. They've applied for disability at least 5 times in the past year, and it has yet to have been accepted. My boyfriend had to quit his job because their truck had been reposessed, therefore he had no way there. Every member of his family is completely jobless. They've had to live in a very small, old trailer with a terrible environment. His father had his friend drive him all the way across the state in order for him to work, but there are no jobs there. So he currently has no food or money, and my boyfriend and his mother have nothing to send him. Right now they have no money whatsoever; their cable got turned off, their air conditioner broke, (with it literally 100 degrees outside), they have absolutely NO food or anything to drink as of today, their phone got turned off along with their lights, and they have no way of transportation. All of his grandparents have passed away, and he has no relatives living anywhere around here to help them. You can tell by looking at him and his parents that they have no food, they are very thin and look very sick. My boyfriend has no friends that would be willing to take him in, and he refuses to go to a foster home. All of this has happened within 2 years. My parents and I try our best to help them, by buying them some food and drinks every now and then. But this time, we have no extra money to help them. I am pretty much all he has to talk to, an I'm the only person he feels worthy of anything around. He often tells me he doesn't deserve me, which isn't true. There is a lot more I could say, but I dont want to reach the limit.
    Everyone, all I ask of you are your prayers. I don't care about favorites, getting top quotes, or anything. I just want everyone to pray for the Wright family. It really means a lot....

    If you read all of this, thank you so much....

  2. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    Here I go again, cleaning my own blood from my pillows and my sleeves because of you. </3

  3. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    That Awful Moment
    When you can't do ANYTHING because everything reminds you of him and how things used to be.
    -nmf

  4. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    My boyfriend, who has a history
    of
    cheating with his past
    girlfriends, just asked one of my
    friends to come over. Neither me
    or him knows this girl very well,
    but she has a history of cheating
    as well. Should I allow this?
    should I be worried? Was I stupid
    for saying he could invite her
    over?

  5. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 11:41pm UTC
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  6. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    Witty, your prayers are needed.
    So my boyfriend is going through a very hard time with his family; his mom is still recovering from a stroke she had not too long ago, so she can't work or drive. His dad works 7 days a week roofing houses and gets paid hardly nothing. He also has heart problems that keep getting worse. So they have to live in a very small trailer, struggling to pay the bills and pay for groceries. There have been times where he wasn't able to eat for almost a week solid because they couldn't afford it. Today my boyfriend called me telling me his dad may get arrested soon because the Cadillac he sold not too long ago was still in his name, and the guy that bought it wrecked it. His family has no insurance, and if he goes to jail, they won't get any income since his dad is the only one that works. So they will most likely not be able to even survive with his dad gone. He has no grandparents, aunts, uncles, or siblings to go to; they are all in as bad of a shape as they are in. So witty, all I ask of you is your prayers. Not faves, just your thoughts and prayers. If you are still reading this, I love you.
    <3

  7. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 12:00am UTC
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  8. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 11:20am UTC
    I would really appreciate it if you would stop texting your ex while you're at my house, sir boyfriend.
    kthx.
    nmf

  9. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 11:13am UTC
    The cutest thing
    is watching your boyfriend get jealous over your celebrity crush.

  10. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 7:19pm UTC
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  11. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    IF YOU WANT IT BAD ENOUGH, YOU'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN. IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL MAKE EXCUSES.

    nmf

  12. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    Please Read :(
    been best friends with this guy for a year and a half. He is literally the sweetest guy I have ever met, and he also has a great heart and all he ever wants to do is make people happy. He has had two girlfriends in a row to treat him like crap and manage to break his heart every day. Not to mention his parents are drunks and yell at him all the time. He's been kicked out of his house 5 times so far for no reason, and every day he gets depressed. I have been there for him this entire time, and we have been secretly in love with each other as well. It wasn't but last month when he finally let out his true feelings and I told him mine, and we've been getting closer and closer every day it seems. We talk on the phone every night, and we have been there for each other all the time. He is gorgeous; He has flippy, black hair , bright blue eyes, abs, he wears skinny jeans all the time, and he has the best personality I've ever seen. Today he told me he was moving to Georgia. I am not asking for faves, I just wanted to tell someone. I have been crying my eyes out for two hours straight, and so has he. If you are still reading this, I love you.
    n

  13. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 4:37pm UTC
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  14. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 4:31am UTC
    H a t e r s are like c r i c k e t s.
    C r i c k e t s make a lot of noise.
    You h e a r them, but you can't s e e them.
    Then right when you walk by them, they're
    Q U I E T.

  15. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 4:18am UTC
    Real men like curves...
    Dogs like bones.

  16. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 11:15pm UTC
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  17. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 4:08am UTC
    Ever had one of those
    moments when;
    You just sit there and think what it would be like if you killed yourself? When you imagine the looks on everybody's faces when they make that big announcement in the auditorium at school the next morning? You wonder how long it would be before all the uproar died down and what everyone would say after they heard the news. Then you imagine who all would be at your funeral and which one of your friends would cry the most. Then you think of your family's faces when they find out. But then you stop and think; Who all would care?

  18. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    Heres to the girls;
    Who can never find their names on those racks of personalized
    license plates / keychains / bracelets at gas stations.

  19. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 1:55am UTC
    ATTENTION, WITTY!
    ♥You may remember my last quote, the one about my aunt who has Lymphoma, a type of cancer that damages the nerves. (if you haven't seen it, go back to my profile to read it.)Well she is going to the health department tomorrow to see how bad it is and if it has gotten to her brain yet. All I ask of you is your thoughts and prayers. She needs all the help she can get. </3 We love you, Kimberly L. Stout!

  20. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 1:22am UTC
    WITTY, PLEASE READ
    My aunt had been itching like crazy for the past year and a half. Her skin is raw and covered in sores from where she had been scratching it for so long. Just a month ago, the right side of her neck began to swell up and it became hard for her to swallow, and her memory seemed to get worse and worse every time I saw her. Today we learned she has Lymphoma, a type of cancer that affects the nerves. The sores and the itching turned out to be the cancer coming out of her skin. The doctor said her entire abdomen, including her lungs, was covered in the cancer. Wednesday they are doing surgery on her neck, and an MRI to see if it has gotten to her brain yet. They said the chances of her surviving was very slim.
    She is only 36.
    I don't care how many faves this gets, all I
    ask for is your thoughts and prayers.
    If you are still reading this, I love you.

:)

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