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DerpyMcFuckles
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June 2, 2011 5:01pm UTC

THAT HIGH #10
I turned down my T.V. because I couldn't
taste my macaroni. That high

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DerpyMcFuckles
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June 2, 2011 4:55pm UTC

THAT HIGH #9
I searched for 20 minutes and couldn't
find the burger I had been eating, so I
walked 7 blocks to McDonalds to get
another one, only to realize it was in
my hand and I had eaten half of it on
the way there. That high

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DerpyMcFuckles
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June 2, 2011 4:50pm UTC

THAT HIGH #8
My friends and I were swinging at a park
after smoking a couple of bowls. We saw a
huge dog walk by. I said, "That's a big
dog, but it'd be an even bigger caterpillar."
The phrase seemed completely logical. That
high

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DerpyMcFuckles
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June 2, 2011 4:37pm UTC

THAT HIGH #7
After smoking weed with my dog next
to me, I followed him around the house
thinking he was about to show me something
really cool. That high

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DerpyMcFuckles
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June 2, 2011 4:32pm UTC

THAT HIGH #6
I wanted to play a video game but my
TV was dusty. Couldn't find the duster
so I used my cat. That high

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DerpyMcFuckles
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June 2, 2011 4:28pm UTC

THAT HIGH #5
Smoked two joints by myself, went to go
jerk it in the basement. Heard the door
open, instead of closing the browser I
was using I grabbed my computer monitor
and threw it across the room. Turns out
the door opening was in the video I was
watching. That high

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DerpyMcFuckles
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June 2, 2011 4:22pm UTC

THAT HIGH #4
We were so high that we made a 14
page PowerPoint on why Santa would
beat Peter Pan in a fight.

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DerpyMcFuckles
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June 2, 2011 4:18pm UTC

THAT HIGH #3
When my friend sat on my legs, I screamed
"MY POTATOES!" instead of "MY LEGS" because
I had been thinking about French fries. That
high.

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DerpyMcFuckles
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June 2, 2011 4:14pm UTC

THAT HIGH #2
I started laughing in class because I
thought no one could tell I was high.
Then I started laughing more because
of how stupid I thought my laugh had
sounded. Then I started laughing even
more because I realized that now
EVERYONE could tell I was high. Then
I started laughing more because of
how stupid I was for being so obvious.
Then I fell out of my chair. That high

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DerpyMcFuckles
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June 2, 2011 4:09pm UTC

THAT HIGH #1
Tried to watch Memento with about 6
other people. About half an hour in,
someone pointed out that it was on
mute. No one noticed. That high

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DerpyMcFuckles
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May 17, 2011 4:59pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When a sentence doesn't end like you expected octopus.

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DerpyMcFuckles
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April 30, 2011 7:20pm UTC

Jason is online. you type "Hey:)"
Jason is offline.
Make a "Yo Momma" joke
The person's mother is dead.
Open the door for someone.
Suddenly, a huge line of people appears.
Recieve a gangster handshake
You can't do it right.
You don't understand what a person said.
You say "Haha." they were asking a question.
Wait for the right time to say something.
Get interuppted.
Walking in a trio on the sidewalk.
End up in the back. Every time.
Phone rings.
Wait a few rings to answer to seem like you were doing something.
Wave back at a hot guy.
He wasn't waving at you.
Teacher asks you to do them a favor.
Pray to god it doesn't involve going into another classroom.
Call yourself fat
No one argues.
AIM; XXPRINCESSXX
"Yeah, I made it in like the 5th grade..."
Fix hair in someone's car window.
Someone was in it.
Stranger sits next to you at lunch
Sit there awkwardly and silently.
Admit it, you can relate. XD

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April 29, 2011 6:25pm UTC

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DerpyMcFuckles
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April 28, 2011 9:41pm UTC

PLEASE READ
Witty, I need your help. For five years, I have been overweight. I've tried all kinds of diets, pills, etc., but nothing can keep me motivated to lose weight. Despite the fact that I cry myself to sleep almost every night, it seems like no matter how hard I try, I can never lose weight. So Witty, I'm dying to put an end to this mess.
So for 50 faves, I will jog up and down my hill 5 times a day.
For 100 faves, I will do 100 jumping jacks a day.
For 200 faves, I will never eat fast food ever again.
For 400 faves, I will cut out ALL unhealthy sweets
And for 600+ faves, I will try my hardest not to cut myself down as much, live more, and cry less.
Witty, all I can ask is if you don't skip over this quote. PLEASE favorite this. I need all the motivation I can get. I know it makes me sound like a favewhore for posting this, but this is no joke. Please. I need confidence, and I need people to let me know that losing weight IS possible.
If you are still reading this, I love you. <3
not mine
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April 28, 2011 9:08pm UTC

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DerpyMcFuckles
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April 28, 2011 7:43pm UTC

When words fail,
{music speaks}

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DerpyMcFuckles
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April 26, 2011 6:06pm UTC

to be your friend is all
I've ever wanted, but
T o b e y o u r girlfriend
is all i've ever
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